2018-2019 Trade Deadline Thread

[mattola]

A quick rumour popped up saying Spooner is going to Carolina

So basically

 

[thedddd]

Carolina just flush Pu down the toilet. Sorry had to say that.

Jurco to the Canes
Pu to the Panthers.

 

[mattola]

Carolina just flush Pu down the toilet. Sorry had to say that.

Jurco to the Canes
Pu to the Panthers.

That pun makes you look like a jurco, that stinks

 

[Comeds]

Barasso to the Leafs!

(17 years running on posting this)

 

[dash]

That pun makes you look like a jurco, that stinks

Yeah, well the jurco store called and they're running out of Pu, er, you.

 

[thedddd]

Penguins were just teasing with Malkin. He was just late to practice.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Man that was a long lull.

 

[forty_three]

Man that was a long lull.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Another trade where the traded player doesn't have to travel far to join up with his new mates - Panthers in Denver to play Colorado.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

The year is 2029. The Trump Administration is about to begin its 4th term. There is a wall being built around Arkansas. Mahershala Ali has won 18 Oscars. Ford Motor Company has re-named itself F-150's-R-Us.

And the Columbus Blue Jackets have not made a draft pick since 2018.

 

[forty_three]

Someone needs to tell Jarmo that he is *allowed* to trade human players.


6 foot 5 right shooting D man who eats penalty minutes like skittles? Okay.

 

[forty_three]

The year is 2029. The Trump Administration is about to begin its 4th term. There is a wall being built around Arkansas. Mahershala Ali has won 18 Oscars. Ford Motor Company has re-named itself F-150's-R-Us.

And the Columbus Blue Jackets have not made a draft pick since 2018.

And are celebrating their 8th straight Stanley Cup, which 43 doesn't really care about because he lives in Switzerland now.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Stone trade coming up.....

 

[Darkstone42]

Stone trade coming up.....

Stone to the Penguins for Jack Johnson, straight up. Book it.

/Don't book it.

 

[forty_three]

Stone to the Penguins for Jack Johnson, straight up. Book it.

/Don't book it.

No one would trade an actual stone for Jack Johnson, let alone Mark Stone.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Twitter tells me Brian Burke was just droning on SN about Nylander being traded in the off-season

 

[Darkstone42]

No one would trade an actual stone for Jack Johnson, let alone Mark Stone.

The Penguins' only chance is finding a team desperate to get to the cap floor over the summer.

 

[mattola]

Someone needs to tell Jarmo that he is *allowed* to trade human players.


6 foot 5 right shooting D man who eats penalty minutes like skittles? Okay.

 

[forty_three]

The Penguins' only chance is finding a team desperate to get to the cap floor over the summer.

That's our hope for Dubinsky. He can join Duclair in Ottawa.