2017-2018 NBA Regular Season Thread

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

Wouldn't it be cool to see prime Durant, Westbrook, Harden together at the all star game?

# WhatCouldHaveBeen

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

Cut his hand on glass in his hotel room?

Looks like he went for the OJ defense.

Let's hope it's not a Blake, Amare SHITuation.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Half Hawaiian Half Scottish.

The Scottish side has a bit of a temper.

The Hawaiian side can be stubborn.

I try not to piss her off.

Male is what and female is what? We need specifics.....














Well, at least I like to know the specifics of the male-female situation of inter-racial relationships.....

 

[DJ Fieri]

Wouldn't it be cool to see prime Durant, Westbrook, Harden together at the all star game?

# WhatCouldHaveBeen

If they had somehow, some way stayed together.......they might be the current reigning dynasty......













I know it's a reach.

 

[Heatles84]

Schools have gotten ridiculous. When she was in high school, my stepdaughter was attacked from behind and defended herself only to the point that the threat was over. She had taken karate growing up and did exactly as she was taught. She could have done serious damage to the girl who attacked her, but chose not to.

The following Monday, I had to go by the school to drop something off and I see my stepdaughter going into the vice principals office, visibly upset. So, I go over to see what the hell is going on and am told that she is being dealt with over the fight after the football game and that I was to wait outside until they were done.

My response? "Bullshit, if you're going to be trying to discipline my daughter, I'm going to be there."

Needless to say, I stayed. The vice-principal asked what happened my stepdaughter told her she was attacked from behind, that the other girl had come up started slapping her and that she took her down, banged her head on the pavement a couple of times and then held her there until a couple of teachers came and broke it up.

VP says "One week suspension."

I said "No, this was self defense. There were several witnesses who saw the whole thing. Every one of them said it was self defense."

VP says "there is a "zero tolerance policy" on fighting."

I said "So if a kid is assaulted at school they are required to just stand there and take the beating until some teacher or yard narc decides to break it up."

VP says: "Slapping isn't assault."

I said, "Really? So if I reach across your desk and slap you...that's not assault."

VP says, "The suspension stands and in the future, I'll deal with the mother."

I said "Deal with the mother? I want you to remember you said that."

I tell my wife about it. We get right back in the car and head back to the school. My wife barges into the office and let's just say that words came out of her mouth that I didn't know she knew. The principal even came in to see what was going on.

After my wife got done, the suspension was lifted and VP apologized. As we were leaving I looked at the VP, smiled and said "I told you to remember you said that. You didn't realize that I'm the calm, rational one...did you?"

Your wife sounds lovely. Maybe her and my fiance can hang out. Form the duo from hell.

 

[trojanfan12]

Male is what and female is what? We need specifics.....














Well, at least I like to know the specifics of the male-female situation of inter-racial relationships.....

Hawaiian on her Dad's side...Scottish on her Mom's.

 

[trojanfan12]

Your wife sounds lovely. Maybe her and my fiance can hang out. Form the duo from hell.

Or start a gang.

She's actually one of the nicest people you'd ever meet and everyone she meets loves her (except maybe that VP).

I really outkicked my coverage in both looks and temperament with her.

But if she thinks you're hurting or being unfair to one of her kids...

 

[Heatles84]

No. Visit him 2 times a month.


Not during the week. Work Monday through Friday so not visiting dad tonight.

 

[Heatles84]

Sarcasm is apparently not checked.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Sarcasm is apparently not checked.

NOBODY USES THE **** DAMN GREEN FONT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DJ Fieri]

Let's hope it's not a Blake, Amare SHITuation.

I hope you're cooking a late dinner.....we have about 30 minutes before the bet will expire......it's small potatoes.......$120.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Hawaiian on her Dad's side...Scottish on her Mom's.

Scottish? So she likes to drink?

 

[Heatles84]

NOBODY USES THE **** DAMN GREEN FONT!!!!!!!!!!!

What are you talking about?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Sometimes I feel guilty about my diet and take more than 1-2 daily Men's one a day vitamins.













I took 2 this AM before I left for work and tonight I have taken an extra 3-4.

 

[trojanfan12]

Scottish? So she likes to drink?

Used to a little bit. Can't really drink much anymore. Doesn't mix well with her lupus meds.

 

[Lakers+USC=#1]

Schools have gotten ridiculous. When she was in high school, my stepdaughter was attacked from behind and defended herself only to the point that the threat was over. She had taken karate growing up and did exactly as she was taught. She could have done serious damage to the girl who attacked her, but chose not to.

The following Monday, I had to go by the school to drop something off and I see my stepdaughter going into the vice principals office, visibly upset. So, I go over to see what the hell is going on and am told that she is being dealt with over the fight after the football game and that I was to wait outside until they were done.

My response? "Bullshit, if you're going to be trying to discipline my daughter, I'm going to be there."

Needless to say, I stayed. The vice-principal asked what happened my stepdaughter told her she was attacked from behind, that the other girl had come up started slapping her and that she took her down, banged her head on the pavement a couple of times and then held her there until a couple of teachers came and broke it up.

VP says "One week suspension."

I said "No, this was self defense. There were several witnesses who saw the whole thing. Every one of them said it was self defense."

VP says "there is a "zero tolerance policy" on fighting."

I said "So if a kid is assaulted at school they are required to just stand there and take the beating until some teacher or yard narc decides to break it up."

VP says: "Slapping isn't assault."

I said, "Really? So if I reach across your desk and slap you...that's not assault."

VP says, "The suspension stands and in the future, I'll deal with the mother."

I said "Deal with the mother? I want you to remember you said that."

I tell my wife about it. We get right back in the car and head back to the school. My wife barges into the office and let's just say that words came out of her mouth that I didn't know she knew. The principal even came in to see what was going on.

After my wife got done, the suspension was lifted and VP apologized. As we were leaving I looked at the VP, smiled and said "I told you to remember you said that. You didn't realize that I'm the calm, rational one...did you?"

Wow! Thank God for the ending, because the more I read, the more mad I got. What the hell she mean that slapping isn’t assault??? I would’ve thought she was trolling me.

 

[bksballer89]

Hey buddy @DJ , you got that video yet?

 

[trojanfan12]

Wow! Thank God for the ending, because the more I read, the more mad I got. What the hell she mean that slapping isn’t assault??? I would’ve thought she was trolling me.

Lol. Yeah, it actually took me a couple of seconds to respond. I literally couldn't believe that I had heard what I thought I had.

I would never hit a woman...but slapping her just to see if she still didn't think it was assault, was pretty tempting.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Hey buddy @DJ , you got that video yet?

The Saints end to their season.....











THE END.

 

[bksballer89]

The Saints end to their season.....











THE END.

You got that video? Simple yes or no