OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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A jury has awarded a Georgia woman $3 million over her husband's heart attack, finding that his doctor should have warned the Atlanta cop against strenuous activity like the three-way sex he was having at the time he died, WXIA-TV reports.

Now THAT is a way to go out. What a stud!

William Martinez, a 31-year-old Atlanta police officer, collapsed and died while he and a male friend...

Oh....oh! Well, on second thought, this is maybe not the way...

were having sex with a woman who was not his wife at an Atlanta airport motel

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

^^ When his wife finds out, she's gonna kill him.

 

[Vadered]

^^ When his wife finds out, she's gonna kill him.

Nah, she'll make him WISH he was dead.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

A jury has awarded a Georgia woman $3 million over her husband's heart attack, finding that his doctor should have warned the Atlanta cop against strenuous activity like the three-way sex he was having at the time he died, WXIA-TV reports.

William Martinez, a 31-year-old Atlanta police officer, collapsed and died while he and a male friend were having sex with a woman who was not his wife at an Atlanta airport motel in 2009.

The jury on Friday found that Dr. Sreenivasulu Gangasani and the Cardiovascular Group were 60% to blame for Martinez's death from atheroschlerotic coronary artery disease, agreeing with the plaintiff that the doctor did not properly diagnose and treat Martinez for high blood pressure, chest pains, shortness of breath and irregular heartbeat.

They also charged that Gangasani did not warn Martinez to avoid strenuous physical activity until more tests could be done.


Cop dies during 3-way sex; widow wins suit

So being a cop is less strenuous than running a train? Must be some lazy criminals in GA.

 

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Indian female athlete 'a man' says ex-lover

Like "The Crying Game", but more rapey, and with a long, intricate song and dance number.

 

[puckhead]

You can't spell 'bear' without B&E

Bear suspected in West Vancouver smash-and-grab

 

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You can't spell 'bear' without B&E

Bear suspected in West Vancouver smash-and-grab

After reading this story, I've sent the following to the VPD:

 

[Eddie_Shack]

You can't spell 'bear' without B&E

Bear suspected in West Vancouver smash-and-grab

Must be related to Hal Gill.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Police: Man recovering after shooting himself in groin in Birmingham | The Detroit News | detroitnews.com

The 45-year-old contractor with a heating and air conditioning company was outside a home on the 300 block of Wimbleton in Birmingham when the shooting took place at around 11:15 a.m., said Birmingham Police Chief Don Studt.

As he prepared to get to work, the man went to remove the .40-caliber Glock pistol from his waistband of his pants where he was carrying it and the gun went off. The bullet went through the victim's penis and lodged in his thigh, Studt said.

 

[sbb122]

I'm guessing she forgot Father's Day...

Indian police: Man chops off daughter's head, citing her 'indecent behavior' - CNN.com

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Police: Man recovering after shooting himself in groin in Birmingham | The Detroit News | detroitnews.com

.40 Glock, huh? Did he yell out "Ich bin ein mein weiner!" after the shot went off?

 

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A San Francisco man is suing BMW and motorcycle seat manufacturer Corbin-Pacific for general negligence and product liability because he continues to have an erection following a motorcycle ride nearly two years ago.

In a claim filed on April 26, Henry Wolf said he rode his 1993 BMW motorcycle — which has a Corbin-Pacific seat — in San Francisco on May 1, 2010. The ride lasted two hours each way to and from his destination, according to the claim, and after the ride he developed "a severe case of priapism," a persistent and painful erection.

According to the claim, Wolf "now suffers from priapism and has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride."

"He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish," the claim says.

Wolf alleges the "ridge-like seat" of his motorcycle caused the erection.

None of the allegations have been proven in court.

 

[mattola]

Its going to be hard to prove that the BMW and seat caused this

A San Francisco man is suing BMW and motorcycle seat manufacturer Corbin-Pacific for general negligence and product liability because he continues to have an erection following a motorcycle ride nearly two years ago.

In a claim filed on April 26, Henry Wolf said he rode his 1993 BMW motorcycle — which has a Corbin-Pacific seat — in San Francisco on May 1, 2010. The ride lasted two hours each way to and from his destination, according to the claim, and after the ride he developed "a severe case of priapism," a persistent and painful erection.

According to the claim, Wolf "now suffers from priapism and has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride."

"He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish," the claim says.

Wolf alleges the "ridge-like seat" of his motorcycle caused the erection.

None of the allegations have been proven in court.

 

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Police: Boy loses testicle after half-brother punches him - Timesonline.com: Police Fire Courts

 

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Police: Boy loses testicle after half-brother punches him - Timesonline.com: Police Fire Courts

"I'm punching the testicle that came from your whore of a mom! Dad's testicle is cool."

 

[puckhead]

.40 Glock, huh? Did he yell out "Ich bin ein mein weiner!" after the shot went off?

There once was a man with a Glock
Who was in for a very bad shock
Began a painful dance
After stuffing the gun in his pants
And now, he does not have a cock

 

[elocomotive]

After reading this story, I've sent the following to the VPD:

Hey! You have your own park mascot bears, don't go implicating ours. I think Jasper did it.

 

[elocomotive]

Police: Boy loses testicle after half-brother punches him - Timesonline.com: Police Fire Courts

Who's the half-brother now!!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Who's the half-brother now!!