OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[puckhead]

whassamatter Fred, don't you have a computer at home?

Fred Willard arrested on suspicion of lewd conduct at adult theatre

 

[Eddie_Shack]

If you can't commit a lewd act at an adult theatre, where can you do it?

/maybe they caught him trying to swap out the reels with "Everybody Loves Raymond" reruns...

 

[elocomotive]

Los Angeles police Sgt. Mark Ro says uniformed vice officers were conducting a routine investigation of the theatre shortly before 9 p.m. Wednesday and saw Willard engaging in a lewd act.

"Oh yeah, we go by there for 2 to 3 hours every shift. You know... to prevent crime."

 

[dash]

If you can't commit a lewd act at an adult theatre, where can you do it?

/maybe they caught him trying to swap out the reels with "Everybody Loves Raymond" reruns...

That really is a lewd act...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

"Oh yeah, we go by there for 2 to 3 hours every shift. You know... to prevent crime."

The officers then secured the perimeter around Marge's Doughnut Den, interrogated eye witnesses at Hooters, and executed a daring midnight raid at the Ferrari dealership.

 

[puckhead]

oddly, Fred Willard is one of the few people I could envision watching an adult film with.
however, he would need to be doing 'Best in Show' style commentary throughout.

 

[Comeds]

oddly, Fred Willard is one of the few people I could envision watching an adult film with.
however, he would need to be doing 'Best in Show' style commentary throughout.

I love that movie.

This is the first thing I thought of when I heard the news:

 

[puckhead]

 

[dash]

Instead of postage due, it's postage poo...
Mail delivery is really going to the dogs...
Return to sender is crap...

/Okay, I'll stop...

 

[puckhead]

Instead of postage due, it's postage poo...
Mail delivery is really going to the dogs...
Return to sender is crap...

/Okay, I'll stop...

gotta admit, it's better than putting his dog crap into the mail slot for 2 years.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Bet he's a Pee Wee Herman fan.

 

[puckhead]

there's dumb, and then there's 'so dumb, it burns'
(with video goodness)

Man in critical condition after having his friends light his HEAD ON FIRE on a crackpot bar bet | Mail Online

 

[Vadered]

‘Do not have your friend pour alcohol on your head and have your other friend light it and think that it's cool in front of women,’

Man, where was THIS advice every Friday night since I turned 21?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Man, where was THIS advice every Friday night since I turned 21?

Exactly. Only dudes think that's cool.

 

[Comeds]

Wait, so that's not a good idea?

His friends should win 'good friend' awards too.

 

[puckhead]

speaking of friends:

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

^^ And that is why I always throw in a few leg exercises.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Boy hit by bird on 6 Flags roller coaster - New York News | New York Breaking News | NYC Headlines

GET OUT OF MY FREAKING AIRSPACE, BOY!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Boy to sue Six Flags, The Jetstream, Pigeons, and corn.

 

[elocomotive]

Some of you are gonna LOVE this...

Man falls in 40 foot gorge sneaking into Nickelback concert