OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Comeds]

I haven't been posting a lot this week, lots of stuff going on.

Jenkins, an idiot from the LAN team, shared a clip with the entire office. It was the one of Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida but instead of Florida Bugs was sawing off my head. Then my head somehow gets tossed in the air where that bow and arrow guy no one knows from the Avengers shoots it with an arrow. Then it lands onto John Cusack's body on the Better Off Dead poster with the caption "*my full name* Better Off Dead".
The office seems pretty divided over it, some thing Jenkins should be let go - others argue its just a funny joke. Some argued its OK when you disagree with someone about things to make make "art" depicting their deaths. Yesterday the event planning committee did vote to remove Jenkins from the committee for no less than 6 months, even though that means he will not bring his cotton candy machine to the holiday party. So that's something. Oh and Barb from HR gave me a consoling hug.

 

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[dare2be]

The whole over/under argument on toilet paper roll orientation can be summed up by this:

The only people who use the under are the ones stupid enough to own cats

 

[thedddd]

The whole over/under argument on toilet paper roll orientation can be summed up by this:

The only people who use the under are the ones stupid enough to own cats

Was going to mention...I thought that cat was doing this because of the stupid human putting the TP roll on the wrong way.

 

[Comeds]

I haven't been posting a lot this week, lots of stuff going on.

Jenkins, an idiot from the LAN team, shared a clip with the entire office. It was the one of Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida but instead of Florida Bugs was sawing off my head. Then my head somehow gets tossed in the air where that bow and arrow guy no one knows from the Avengers shoots it with an arrow. Then it lands onto John Cusack's body on the Better Off Dead poster with the caption "*my full name* Better Off Dead".
The office seems pretty divided over it, some thing Jenkins should be let go - others argue its just a funny joke. Some argued its OK when you disagree with someone about things to make make "art" depicting their deaths. Yesterday the event planning committee did vote to remove Jenkins from the committee for no less than 6 months, even though that means he will not bring his cotton candy machine to the holiday party. So that's something. Oh and Barb from HR gave me a consoling hug.

Honestly I do not even know how what Jenkins did is funny. I've got a sense of humor. I laugh at Tony Danza. I know funny, and that's not it. These are the funniest things I will see all year.

 

[sbb122]

Honestly I do not even know how what Jenkins did is funny. I've got a sense of humor. I laugh at Tony Danza. I know funny, and that's not it. These are the funniest things I will see all year.

I liked that little fat kid better when he was eating pies in Stand By Me.

 

[thedddd]

Canadian Children Marched To Protest The Rising Price Of Candy

It was called the candy bar protest, or The Chocolate Bar Strike.

www.cracked.com

Who knew all you communist Canadian children cancelled chocolate back in the 40’s!

 

[puckhead]

pretty decent drift

 

[thedddd]

pretty decent drift

I can't believe the strip had that little of traffic on it.

 

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[Comeds]

Another nice Saturday morning in the books. My favorite morning of the week. On Saturdays I sleep in, have some coffee, and post negative comments about my Facebook friends pets and kids.

"Looks like a real stupid dog"

"Yeah, it's a great drawing. If you're hopped up on opioids a drawing with you non dominant hand. Is your first grader on oxy?"

"You know why your cat sits and looks out the window all day? It longs to be away from you"

"Happy 8th birthday to your daughter. Judging from the "First Thanksgiving" paper from her you posted - maybe she should start learning a traoxygen?

"Happy graduation! Pretty girl, she's got her mom's thighs. Not her mom's breasts, she'll need to see a cut rate surgeon to get those"

 

[Comeds]

Ughh..... so I went to the Sacramento Kings game tonight.....sat courtside...

 

[puckhead]

Great seats, I'm going to be on tv!

 

[Comeds]

 

[buffhockey]

think you live in a tough neighborhood..

 

[dash]

think you live in a tough neighborhood..

Thanks to Buff for posting MMA action...

Marsupial Martial Arts.

 

[forty_three]

Visited family in Maryland and was considering going to a restaurant near where I used to live to get a crab cake to bring home for the missus today. Cousins said I shouldn't as the are is even more dangerous than I remember. So I went to a different place to get the crab cake.

I get home and see a friend who lives near there post on Facebook that she was in a grocery store when there was a shooting on the parking lot and the shooter ran into the store she was in being chased by cops.



So good call on not going to get that crab cake. Go me.

 

[forty_three]

My son carries an epipen due to an allergy to cashews.

Anyone wanna hazard a guess as to what my father in law just showed up with a two pound tub of?

 

[Comeds]

I do not remember ever clicking on anything but for some reason I am bombarded by Theragun type ads. You know devices that vibrate sending waves into sore flesh and muscles. Pretty stupid. This ad has slowed down footage showing the vibration as a woman uses it on her arms, calves, thighs.......be right back

 

[puckhead]