OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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Nice summation.

 

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[thedddd]

 

[Comeds]

 

[Comeds]

Just got back from the grocery store. No update on stock guy / goth girl. They were not there so maybe they ran off together?

There is a stock woman there that I swear if she walked up to me and asked me to move to another town and start a new life with her - I'd leave with her without question.

 

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That's what you get for fiddling around.

 

[Comeds]

Going to the football game tomorrow with my wife's company. She has only been there for a few months so I never met them. Should be fun, there is a tent set up and free food and drinks.

I already have some phrases to start sentences with:

"When I was in prison"
"I wouldn't say I'm a Mussolini fan per se but"
"Maga maga maga chameleon, red, white, and blue. Red, white, and blue"
"It's fall rash season"

My wife is going to be so pleased auth me!

 

[Comeds]

All this talk about the Muppets reminded me of a story I read about The Mupper Christmas Carol. While never fully stating what he thought the muppets were, Michael Caine was so disturbed by seeing the puppeteers (muppeteers?) using "sticks and rods going into bums, fannies, and arses" that he ran back to his trailer and tried to arrange a flight back to England. Later producers calmed him down and he eventually had an affair with Miss Piggy that lead to her aborting a litter of Caine-piglets.

 

[puckhead]

 

[thedddd]

 

[Comeds]

I felt three sharp jolts of pain when I walked my dog last night. He yelped at one point too. When I got home I found I was hit with three throwing stars and my dog had been hit with one. I am starting to think the the ninjas have returned.

 

[thedddd]

RIP.... Didn't know it happened a few days ago.

Dean Stockwell Dies: ‘Quantum Leap’ Star, Oscar & Emmy Nominee Was 85

Former Quantum Leap star Dean Stockwell, an Oscar- and Emmy-nominated actor whose stage, film and TV career spanned more than 70 years and 200 credits, has died. He was 85. The actor died peacefull…

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I felt three sharp jolts of pain when I walked my dog last night. He yelped at one point too. When I got home I found I was hit with three throwing stars and my dog had been hit with one. I am starting to think the the ninjas have returned.

I was not aware that Baltimore had a ninja problem.

 

[Comeds]

I was not aware that Baltimore had a ninja problem.

Mainly in the suburbs. And not in the summer. Too hot to be a ninja then.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

What the fuck is this lmao nobody forcing you to do this shit y’all ain’t illegals

 

[sbb122]

What the fuck is this lmao nobody forcing you to do this shit y’all ain’t illegals

I will never understand why somebody would want to watch somebody else play a video game.

Speaking of video games, when my son was maybe 10, he had a game for PS called “NFL Head Coach.” You called the plays and watched the CPU execute your game plan. You did not control anything during game play. It was sheer torture

 

[forty_three]

What the fuck is this lmao nobody forcing you to do this shit y’all ain’t illegals

Here's an idea. get a real job. Every fast food place on earth is hiring.

 

[thedddd]

Here's an idea. get a real job. Every fast food place on earth is hiring.

I would argue it is a real job. It is a form of entertainment that people are willing to pay for. Why, I have no clue?

With that I am with you, if you don’t like your job there are plenty of other opportunities out there. Sadly these folks want the get rich quick scheme.

 

[dare2be]

Here's an idea. get a real job. Every fast food place on earth is hiring.

That goes for useless day traders and professional poker players also.

 

[sbb122]

Somebody has way too much time on their hands.

Got :46 to kill?