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tnapucco

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Who the fuck are you besides the 2nd best whipping boy of the West?

Can't do shit without buying talent.

Your coach is a fucking dork.

I don't care how many mascots/names/gimmicks you have, it ain't working.

The only two things worth a shit that came from you are good for:
Nissan commercials
Losing money in Vegas

Prove your worthiness you soulless fucks.

We're all gonna laugh at you.
 

Across The Field

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I actually like Auburn. I'd like to see them turn it around and become consistent for fuck's sake.

They also like beating up on Oregon, which makes them and the Buckeyes good buddies.
 

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Why all the butthurt on Auburn. Dealing with Saban and Bama every year is not an easy task.
 

tnapucco

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Why all the butthurt on Auburn. Dealing with Saban and Bama every year is not an easy task.
Well, its a spoof thread.

You see...when a mommy thread and a daddy thread love each other very much, they make spoof threads by wrasslin' under the covers and sharing each others' juice box.
 

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>Auburn Tigers

>War Eagle

Bunch of fucking inbred retards if you ask me
 

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Auburn would never beat UCF
 

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Well, its a spoof thread.

You see...when a mommy thread and a daddy thread love each other very much, they make spoof threads by wrasslin' under the covers and sharing each others' juice box.
Just seems gay. But hey you keep on with your gay self.
 

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I actually like Auburn. I'd like to see them turn it around and become consistent for fuck's sake.

They also like beating up on Oregon, which makes them and the Buckeyes good buddies.

OSU, maybe.

Auburn's wins against Oregon have come in the closing seconds.
 

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"Can't do shit without buying talent" - This is weak.

"Your coach is a fucking dork" - This is true.

"I don't care how many mascots/names/gimmicks you have, it ain't working" - It works and we don't care.

"The only two things worth a shit that came from you are good for:"
Nissan commercials - Yes
Losing money in Vegas - I haven't checked but pretty sure we are decent on covering.

"Prove your worthiness you soulless fucks" - We have one national championship and played for another (that we lost by one point with 10 seconds left) since the last time you won one.


We good.
 
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