F**K Everbody: I'm Gonna Insult Every P5 Team in Due Time in This Thread

[trojanfan12]

As a USC fan, I am filing an official complaint. I demand a re-insult.

USC is one of the most storied programs in the history of college football and we deserve to be insulted individually.

Not lumped in with those powder blue phegs across town.

 

[Tenn"cock]

Color me crooked.

Did they win? Or did dey get dere asses kicked?

Don't try an misdirect with facts. This is my lie and I'll tell it however I please.

 

[cooljack]

What a meltdown. Wild Turkey must have really pissed a bloody streak in tbis guy's Cheerios.

 

[Bedlam131]

My apologies that you suck

 

[HuskerOC]

As a USC fan, I am filing an official complaint. I demand a re-insult.

USC is one of the most storied programs in the history of college football and we deserve to be insulted individually.

Not lumped in with those powder blue phegs across town.

Alright you bastage:

USC: The only program in the cuntry that claims more natty's than Bama and the only team with a Heisman winner that murdered people. Their history is more hollow than the upbringing of Wunderkind Todd Marinovich who supposedly never ate a Big Mac till he was in the NFL, but smoked more pot than Snoop Dogg. Legendary coaches and unis, but even their fans don't show up for this shitshow when they aren't winning.

 

[HuskerOC]

What a meltdown. Wild Turkey must have really pissed a bloody streak in tbis guy's Cheerios.

Eh. This board needs more hate and controversy.

Otherwise, WTF?

I don't eat Cheerios by the way. I eat bacon and bacon bits and bacon wrapped sirloins for breakfast.

 

[HuskerOC]

Nah.

Detroit sucks. Michigan sucks. And you suck.

It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it outta sight.

 

[kburjr]

WISCONSIN: Maybe the cockiest loudmouth belligerent fans in all of college football. Then again, they wear cheese on their heads come Sunday. Zero fucking Nattys from this clan of dipshits, but you'd think you were talking to a Notre Dame fan. Assholes abound in Madison. If they can't beat you on the field, they'll look to kick your ass in an alley and never buy a drink for anybody. This clan truly is a bunch of fucking assholes. Also the most boring team in all of college football.

He's not totally wrong.

 

[cooljack]

Eh. This board needs more hate and controversy.

Otherwise, WTF?

I don't eat Cheerios by the way. I eat bacon and bacon bits and bacon wrapped sirloins for breakfast.

Can you provide a link to what this guy posted to piss you off so epically? I havent been that pissed since the last time I drove around Chattanooga looking for an apostille.

 

[HuskerOC]

Can you provide a link to what this guy posted to piss you off so epically? I havent been that pissed since the last time I drove around Chattanooga looking for an apostille.

I do weird shit on a whim.

Sorry that offends you.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You can't even roast my school because literally no one watches Duke football games. We're too boring and irrelevant to be triggered.

This is true.

In fact, on another thread today, someone asked a Duke fan, “what time do you guys play on Saturday?” And I thought to myself, ‘holy shit, is it already basketball season?’

 

[cooljack]

I do weird shit on a whim.

Sorry that offends you.

I do weird shit all the time and I'm not offended at all. I'd just to see the conversation that pissed you off.

 

[HuskerOC]

:useful:

Was not aware Walmart was born in Arkansas!

Learn something new everyday!

Full on learnin' thread. Even the kiddos can join in.

 

[HuskerOC]

I do weird shit all the time and I'm not offended at all. I'd just to see the conversation that pissed you off.

Ha. I wasn't pissed off. @Wild Turkey is a great poster on this site.

I took it as a challenge to piss in everybodies Cheerios; as per your own saying.

I was challenged like Smokey and The Bandit style to drive down to Houston, TX and back to Lincoln, NE within 24 hours. I won that bet by 23 minutes.

I was challenged to throw a football over a mountain. I did that as well.

Nothing is all that serious. Nothing is as real unless you want it to be.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Actually Spurrier did get the Gamecocks into the SECCG in 2010. You suck major ass.

He enjoys the taste.

 

[cooljack]

Ha. I wasn't pissed off. @Wild Turkey is a great poster on this site.

I took it as a challenge to piss in everybodies Cheerios; as per your own saying.

I was challenged like Smokey and The Bandit style to drive down to Houston, TX and back to Lincoln, NE within 24 hours. I won that bet by 23 minutes.

I was challenged to throw a football over a mountain. I did that as well.

Nothing is all that serious. Nothing is as real unless you want it to be.

I agree that he is a good poster.

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

MICHIGAN: Nobody outside of Ann Arbor, MI likes this team of arrogant assholes. Bo Schembechler was an average coach. Your uniforms aren't great, and "The Big House" is more overrated than a Caesar Salad. Jim Harbaugh is your program. A social degenerate that thinks he is better and smarter than everybody else. Everybody hates you, not because you are good, but because you're a bunch of fucking assholes.

This wasn't an insult. These are facts, and we love them.

 

[cwerph]

I don't want to leave any of you assholes out.

Did I officially offend you?

All replies welcome. Especially from douche canoes.

I tried to laugh, but it just wasn't funny.

I tried to cry, but the tears just wouldn't flow.

I tried to be offended, but I could all I could hear in the back of my mind was the voice of my dear, long-departed mother saying, "Consider the source, my dear, and for goodness sake, don't point at the poor idiot. Some people are born that way and just can't help it."

 

[Diego Roll Tide]

We definitely need clarification on that one.

If I’m in Arkansas and Auburn comes to mind, I’ll be heading toward Oklahoma.

 

[Wamu]

OHIO STATE: Righteous pricks of all pricks. O-H-I-O. Congrats, you mudder-fuckas can spell. The beloved Woody Hayes tackled a guy on the field in his late days cuz he couldn't handle losing. The Vest was a calculated asshole and cheated. And Urban Legend is as disgusting piece of shit we have all seen in quite some time. You fucktards don't give any shits other than winning. Of all the football factory programs out there, this may be the most disgusting of them all.

Woody should have attended those anger management classes back in the day.