F**K Everbody: I'm Gonna Insult Every P5 Team in Due Time in This Thread

[gob]

You know you can just type ‘fuck’ right?

Watch your fucking mouth

 

[cwerph]

He did say alphabetical... so there is that.

Like he would know the alphabet if his mommy sang it to him.

 

[DayDrinkinginDurham]

You can't even roast my school because literally no one watches Duke football games. We're too boring and irrelevant to be triggered.

 

[Wamu]

You can't even roast my school because literally no one watches Duke football games.

dook has a football team? Holy crap!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Damn right you little bitches.

That @Wild Turkey bitch has prompted me to tell you all that you suck. Every. Single. One. Of. You. Assholes.

And I'm here to tell you why.

Ima go through this shit alphabetically for all you P5 dumbasses.

ALABAMA: You cheating fucks can't even count the Natty's you've won properly claiming shit dat ain't even yourn. WTF? Really? You ain't won enough, so you gots to claim udders? And dat whole Bear Bryant hat wearing shit and houndstooth pattern or whatever the fuck that shit is. GTFO here. Nick Saban is a midget and you know it.

ARIZONA/ARIZONA STATE: Old WAC wannabe fucktards here. N'er a natty between this shitty assed two-some. Desert Swarm defense got their shit pushed in and Jake Plummer be da greatest Devil dat ever played. Only thing good in Arizona is good weather in the Winter. Fuck these two shit ass schools. I may retire here, but I'll never root for this .

ARKANSAS: Your mascot is a fucking pig. And you are the home of the Clintons and Walmart. You all can go f**k yourselves forever.

AUBURN: Rolling up toilet paper and throwing it in trees and shit? Just a bunch of juvenile muthafuckas that are 2nd rate in dey own state. Only thing good about this shithole is dey beat da Ducks for a Natty. And Bo Jackson. Western Arkansas is a dump. And yes, f**k you Wild Turkey.

BAYLOR: Your best teams ever were allowed to r*pe the entire campus, and you still couldn't win the Big 12. You also were the home of the Branch Dividian assholes. This campus should have been burn't to the f**king ground years ago.

Enough for now. I'll be back later to insult the rest of you sorry-assed bitches.

Awesome, Baylor makes another top ten list

 

[Diego Roll Tide]

Damn right you little bitches.

That @Wild Turkey bitch has prompted me to tell you all that you suck. Every. Single. One. Of. You. Assholes.

And I'm here to tell you why.

Ima go through this shit alphabetically for all you P5 dumbasses.

ALABAMA: You cheating fucks can't even count the Natty's you've won properly claiming shit dat ain't even yourn. WTF? Really? You ain't won enough, so you gots to claim udders? And dat whole Bear Bryant hat wearing shit and houndstooth pattern or whatever the fuck that shit is. GTFO here. Nick Saban is a midget and you know it.

ARIZONA/ARIZONA STATE: Old WAC wannabe fucktards here. N'er a natty between this shitty assed two-some. Desert Swarm defense got their shit pushed in and Jake Plummer be da greatest Devil dat ever played. Only thing good in Arizona is good weather in the Winter. Fuck these two shit ass schools. I may retire here, but I'll never root for this .

ARKANSAS: Your mascot is a fucking pig. And you are the home of the Clintons and Walmart. You all can go f**k yourselves forever.

AUBURN: Rolling up toilet paper and throwing it in trees and shit? Just a bunch of juvenile muthafuckas that are 2nd rate in dey own state. Only thing good about this shithole is dey beat da Ducks for a Natty. And Bo Jackson. Western Arkansas is a dump. And yes, f**k you Wild Turkey.

BAYLOR: Your best teams ever were allowed to r*pe the entire campus, and you still couldn't win the Big 12. You also were the home of the Branch Dividian assholes. This campus should have been burn't to the f**king ground years ago.

Enough for now. I'll be back later to insult the rest of you sorry-assed bitches.

Why ya gotsta insult us FIRST?????

 

[mcnabb7542]

:useful:

Was not aware Walmart was born in Arkansas!

Learn something new everyday!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

CLEM(p)SON: Perry Tuttle can suck a fat babies dick. Sure, you won some Natty's recently, but it took a smooth talkin' retard to make it happen. Your coach is the real life Forrest f**king Gump for shit's sake. And your current QB is f**king Sunshine from Remember the Titans (the real guy actually played for South Carolina, not Clempson). Cotdam you is just a bunch of dumbass lucky sunsabitches.

Used 2 B Hu likes this

 

[GoldRusher]

You cant possibly insult my team more than our own fanbase already does...

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

8 teams in 2.5 hours....this is going to take a while

 

[Hang_On_Sloopy08]

Watch your fucking mouth

STFU biatch

 

[Moab]

This guy has potential...will be watching closely.

I think he was drunk driving and misread the sign.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

8 teams in 2.5 hours....this is going to take a while

Shirley OP will deliver

 

[Moab]

8 teams in 2.5 hours....this is going to take a while

He's driving between Arkansas and Alabama looking for Auburn...so yes, it's probably going to take a while

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

He's driving between Arkansas and Alabama looking for Auburn...so yes, it's probably going to take a while

Reminds me of a song:

I've been down around Houston Texas where the sun shines most of the time
I've been drivin about six hours just to reach that Arkansas line
Texarkana looms an hour ahead, and I gotta keep my wheels a rollin
but woman you're always on my mind, 24 hours at a time
I'm hopin ya feel the saaaaaaame, waaaaaayyyyy

 

[Wild Turkey]

He's driving between Arkansas and Alabama looking for Auburn...so yes, it's probably going to take a while

We definitely need clarification on that one.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Reminds me of a song:

I've been down around Houston Texas where the sun shines most of the time
I've been drivin about six hours just to reach that Arkansas line
Texarkana looms an hour ahead, and I gotta keep my wheels a rollin
but woman you're always on my mind, 24 hours at a time
I'm hopin ya feel the saaaaaaame, waaaaaayyyyy

STFU

 

[MizzouFalcon]

Someone page me when he gets to the Ms next week.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

STFU

I gotta song for you, too:

I'M
too sexy for my shirt
too sexy for my shirt
so sexy it huuuuuuuurts

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Someone page me when he gets to the Ms next week.

Next week? Try November