What am I missing about Oregon?

[SteelersPride]

Their Biggest Fan faps to Herbert and Mariota fat heads

 

[wazzu31]

Didn’t you see his threads. No one is winning in Pullman or Eugene unless it is Washington State.

 

[steelerssb]

Even their men are too sissy to pump their own gas?

Underrated post

 

[Olyduck]

1. Their 15 minutes are up
2. The uniforms make them look like douches
3. Their fans' behavior confirms they are douches
4. They've become a stepping stone program for coaches
5. All their wins are against subpar teams
6. They can't recruit worth a crap
7. They have maybe the worst basketball court in all of college
8. The name Eugene sounds gay
9. Without Phil Knight we might even know they existed
10. I've never met an intelligent person that roots for them.

So what did I miss?

 

[DeafOranguntan]

You called this team "Oregon?" Huh, I don't think I've ever heard of them. Are they one of those Division 3 football teams that play at midnight after all the real football teams have won and gone to sleep?

 

[Stochdoc]

The cheerleaders look pretty damn good though.

 

[HuskerinBig10]

The cheerleaders look pretty damn good though.

 

[Wild Turkey]

The cheerleaders look pretty damn good though.

I forgot:

11. Slutty cheerleaders

 

[CorpRebel]

Eugene says "Hi!"...

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

I forgot:

11. Slutty cheerleaders

Is that a bad thing?

 

[NU_FTW]

Their Biggest Fan faps to Channing Tatum fat heads

 

[Wild Turkey]

Is that a bad thing?

No

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

 

[corn train]

 

[Across The Field]

Remember that time Oregon beat a really good OOC team?

 

[TheLonestarDUCK]

Guess

Remember that time Oregon beat a really good OOC team?

Guess you didn't watch the Bowling Green game.

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

Remember that time Oregon beat a really good OOC team?

Yep.
Michigan State vs. Oregon - Game Summary - September 6, 2014 - ESPN

 

[jon2tanman]

God bless this man!

 

[Olyduck]

1. Their 15 minutes are up
2. The uniforms make them look like douches
3. Their fans' behavior confirms they are douches
4. They've become a stepping stone program for coaches
5. All their wins are against subpar teams
6. They can't recruit worth a crap
7. They have maybe the worst basketball court in all of college
8. The name Eugene sounds gay
9. Without Phil Knight we might even know they existed
10. I've never met an intelligent person that roots for them.

So what did I miss?

1. college football is cyclical. the Pac 12 is the most cyclical conference. Oregon has been in the title scene multiple times not just across the Kelly years(and aftermath).
2. "oregons uniforms are horrible" "they look stupid with metal plate pattern" "they look stupid with wings" "they should just go back their colors" Oregon gets rid of decorations goes back to solid colors. no wings. no patters. no feathers. "The uniforms make them look like douches"
Nice logic
3. I have been to stadiums over half the Pac, Mountain West, Big 10, SEC, and Army. as well as encounters with fans at Oregon games from those conferences and Sun Belt, CUSA, Big 12, and ACC. Every team in every conference have douche fans.
4, 2 of the last 10 used it as a step up. 3 if you count Rich Brooks who left for the NFL after 18 years.
5. "ALL" so beating Pac 12 champ, ACC Champ, Big 12 champ, Big 10 champ all in the last 10 years was "ALL" sub par. Along with 25+ ranked teams across that time.
6. last 10 class rankings, 7, 13, 18, 25, 17, 26, 22, 16, 9, 13. Im sure there are a lot of schools out there that would like those numbers.
7. We are dipping into other sports now? where exactly did the big bad Oregon touch you little snowflake? If you pay more attention to the court, are you really a sports fan? I watch many Oregon games and barely notice the floor. same with watching Boise State football. id rather look at the game. maybe you should look into being a designer or decorator since you are so much more interested in the surrounding atmosphere instead of the game.
8. Eugene was the name of 4 Popes. some Saints. Also Auburn was founded as an all Male school. I mean come on. you know some gay shit went down.
9. Phil Knight put in money to the school AFTER they won a conference title. but Im sure he helped.
10. says a guy who uses statements like the name Eugene sounds gay as a point against the University itself. typically when you resort to things like Well your name sounds gay as an argument its because you have no real argument.

 

[Wild Turkey]

1. college football is cyclical. the Pac 12 is the most cyclical conference. Oregon has been in the title scene multiple times not just across the Kelly years(and aftermath).
2. "oregons uniforms are horrible" "they look stupid with metal plate pattern" "they look stupid with wings" "they should just go back their colors" Oregon gets rid of decorations goes back to solid colors. no wings. no patters. no feathers. "The uniforms make them look like douches"
Nice logic
3. I have been to stadiums over half the Pac, Mountain West, Big 10, SEC, and Army. as well as encounters with fans at Oregon games from those conferences and Sun Belt, CUSA, Big 12, and ACC. Every team in every conference have douche fans.
4, 2 of the last 10 used it as a step up. 3 if you count Rich Brooks who left for the NFL after 18 years.
5. "ALL" so beating Pac 12 champ, ACC Champ, Big 12 champ, Big 10 champ all in the last 10 years was "ALL" sub par. Along with 25+ ranked teams across that time.
6. last 10 class rankings, 7, 13, 18, 25, 17, 26, 22, 16, 9, 13. Im sure there are a lot of schools out there that would like those numbers.
7. We are dipping into other sports now? where exactly did the big bad Oregon touch you little snowflake? If you pay more attention to the court, are you really a sports fan? I watch many Oregon games and barely notice the floor. same with watching Boise State football. id rather look at the game. maybe you should look into being a designer or decorator since you are so much more interested in the surrounding atmosphere instead of the game.
8. Eugene was the name of 4 Popes. some Saints. Also Auburn was founded as an all Male school. I mean come on. you know some gay shit went down.
9. Phil Knight put in money to the school AFTER they won a conference title. but Im sure he helped.
10. says a guy who uses statements like the name Eugene sounds gay as a point against the University itself. typically when you resort to things like Well your name sounds gay as an argument its because you have no real argument.

Still don't think I'm missing anything after the cheerleader pick-up.