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Stanton Could Pass Maris

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I really need to move him in dynasty.

Missed my window for this year, trade deadline was yesterday. But come the fantasy offseason, he gone.

If (and that's a reasonably sized if) he stays healthy for the rest of the year, I assume folks in your league will pay out the nose for him.
 

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I really don't see him making it to the end of the year healthy.



It's Stanton we're tallinbough here.
 

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I really don't see him making it to the end of the year healthy.



It's Stanton we're tallinbough here.

Anything's possible, but there's no reason to assume he'll play a full season. The most he's ever played is 150 games in his first full season (2011) and he averaged 115 games from 2012 through 2016. He's played exactly 115 games YTD.

The big red flag for me was when he broke his hand just by swinging the bat. When you're generating more power than your bones can transfer to the bat, that can't be good (and you're probably on steroids).
 

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First of all, his upcoming trip to the DL will preclude him from getting to 60.

Secondly, he's probably on steroids.

You're trying too hard, troll boy
 

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no steroid accusations?

he must be a nice guy
 

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redfoot is right

motherfucker is dirty
 

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no steroid accusations?

he must be a nice guy
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It would be interesting if he could get to 62.
 

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redfoot is right

motherfucker is dirty

Baseless allegations are awesome...

Especially against a guy who has looked the same his entire adult-life, and never failed anything under the new HGH testing.

I think Lou Gehrig was on steroids. Cy Young too. I think Oswalt was the flight 11 hijacker. I think aliens shot Kennedy. Baseless allegations are sweeeeet...
 

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Baseless allegations are awesome...

Especially against a guy who has looked the same his entire adult-life, and never failed anything under the new HGH testing.

I think Lou Gehrig was on steroids. Cy Young too. I think Oswalt was the flight 11 hijacker. I think aliens shot Kennedy. Baseless allegations are sweeeeet...
I am not saying Stanton is dirty, but Canseco was always ripped as well.
 

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Baseless allegations are awesome...

Especially against a guy who has looked the same his entire adult-life, and never failed anything under the new HGH testing.

I think Lou Gehrig was on steroids. Cy Young too. I think Oswalt was the flight 11 hijacker. I think aliens shot Kennedy. Baseless allegations are sweeeeet...

Holy fuck, you're dumb.
 

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I am not saying Stanton is dirty, but Canseco was always ripped as well.

There's really no sense in trying to reason with that half-wit.

Unless a player has tested positive for PED's three times, held a press conference apologizing for it, and signed a written confession (in triplicate), that player is beyond reproach and anyone who speculates he's juicing is a raging asshole.

It's like he thinks he's a mouthpiece for the players union. He's the players champion! I think he writes this nonsense in the sad hopes that a player will read it and become his BFF.
 
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