Reds-BrooHoos series thread

[JohnU]

I've been married 2.75 times ... I like the cat better.

 

[Kate Upton]

I've been married 3 times. 1st one was a hotty from old money. When it became apparent I wasn't going to be replacing Ted Simmons, or joining Daddys boardroom, she took her quart sized twat to a better class of people who were intelligent enough to kiss the ass of someone that never earned a nickel themselves. I was young, strong and principled and just didn't give a damn. I do sometimes wish I'd taken some goodbye cash, but the lifestyle to which I was accustomed to was a Gulf Coast League bus, a locker room and Motel 8.

Second one was a brainless smoking hottie, had a son with. 17 years later, she wanted to be 20 again, and I kinda wanted to finish what we started with the son. He was 12. He stayed, she booked. There is some justice in life though, now she looks like a pathetic 55 year old ex pole dancer, at age 50, and I have a sweet, cute, intelligent wife that looks 35 at 46, also had 2 sons about the same age as mine, we raised together. Definately my better half, far better than I deserve.

Married once...for 13 years. 2 daughters...13 (coincidence?) and 9.

We were best friends 15 minutes after meeting each other. Meant to be.

She's my former AV. The girl with the fake tits in the bikini.

 

[Redsfan1507]

At our age, any pussy in the house is win, John.

 

[Redsfan1507]

Bring on the beef.

 

[Redsfan1507]

Scooter v the Beef

 

[Kate Upton]

Mesoraco is becoming a real player.

 

[Redsfan1507]

Meso is the SHIT tonight. He looked like this 3 years ago in AAA.

 

[Redsfan1507]

Maybe Ludwick has him fired up?

 

[Kate Upton]

Good job fat ass

 

[Kate Upton]

Maybe Ludwick has him fired up?

Dusty's genius has developed him.

 

[Redsfan1507]

Or maybe he knows this is the time of year Dusty go gets a veteran journeyman catcher for the post season.

 

[Kate Upton]

Or maybe he knows this is the time of year Dusty go gets a veteran journeyman catcher for the post season.

Mesoraco really should be getting the majority of the PT from here on out.

He's still not quite the catcher Hanigan is, but he's good enough, and he's a better bat.

 

[Redsfan1507]

Midwestern catchers can't play year round. It takes them longer to progress...timeless cliche. It's bullshit. Hanigan was signed out of a camp, just like me. Mesoraco was a bonus baby. It's all about what you've done lately, for most managers, but not Dusty. He reads you know...mainly the crosswords and backs of baseball cards. He does misspell the crosswords, just saying.

 

[JohnU]

Why am I nervous about Chapman tonight?

 

[Redsfan1507]

The Missile.

 

[Redsfan1507]

Not as nervous as the on deck hitter

 

[Redsfan1507]

Second best pitch. It was a strike. He'll get shot for not throwing the cheese.

 

[Kate Upton]

Fucking Chapman

 

[Redsfan1507]

Solo should steal

 

[Redsfan1507]

Roenicke is a chump. Aoki should have stolen, then bunted him to 3rd. A. C would have shot down his leg and balked him in