Reds-BrooHoos series thread

[Kate Upton]

I've seen blue ribbon beef cattle smaller than Jon Broxton.

Bronson admitted using PEDs.

Meso looks like he's got a little roid rage.

Broxton is just a fat ass. Always has been.

I wouldn't be shocked if Mesoraco was on roids though.

 

[Redsfan1507]

If everyone was hitting .320 with 17 HR, the Reds could take the last month off and still win the division.

If you think Meso was put of control, what about the blind man that sent him ?

 

[Kate Upton]

Kate, is Votto humping your brother or something ?

Lol...Third at bat, 1st base open, think he's getting a belt high fastball ?

I don't hate Votto.

I just expect more from our $25 mil per year player that's all. He's supposed to be among the top 3-5 players in the game.

He's a glorified James Loney right now.

 

[JohnU]

So the record for double plays in a 9-inning game can't be more than 9.

 

[Redsfan1507]

Broxton was an Ohio high schooler- benched 300 and leg pressed like 750 as a 17 year old. There's still a big boy under that fat suit.

 

[Redsfan1507]

Lol. Rather have Pujols deal ?

 

[JohnU]

Brewers are not as bad as the Cubs. They have better hitters and ... dunno, better beer.

 

[Kate Upton]

If everyone was hitting .320 with 17 HR, the Reds could take the last month off and still win the division.

If you think Meso was put of control, what about the blind man that sent him ?

If Votto was as good as Allen Craig...

You could say the same thing.

 

[Redsfan1507]

Maybe A-Roids deal.

It's what the market will bear for an MVP. It's what they should have told BP when he cried that he only got $72 mil. Win an MVP and well talk.

 

[JohnU]

Fuckin' Cingrani is making me a believer.

 

[Redsfan1507]

Craig had hit fewer homers. He worth $25 mil ? He'll no. No one is.

 

[Kate Upton]

Brewers are not as bad as the Cubs. They have better hitters and ... dunno, better beer.

Ehhhh....I dunno

They're pretty awful.

 

[Redsfan1507]

Yep. Cingrani is a different pitcher when they don't swing at the fastball collarbone high though. Good thing he pitches for the Reds, he might no-no them pitching against his own guys.

 

[Redsfan1507]

Milwaukee has better beer...I believe because they have a higher proportion of ugly women. IMO, the lowest wool rating in MLB.

 

[Kate Upton]

Maybe A-Roids deal.

It's what the market will bear for an MVP. It's what they should have told BP when he cried that he only got $72 mil. Win an MVP and well talk.

When you consider what Pedroia got, and what Cano will get...

Phillips is making about what he should be.

 

[Redsfan1507]

Dodgers best looking women hands down.

Cubs are top 3.

 

[Kate Upton]

Lol. Rather have Pujols deal ?

Haha no.

Again, Votto isn't terrible, and what he does helps the team, I'd just rather he be closer to Cabrera than Loney...

And there you go!

HR!

 

[JohnU]

I hate those leadoff homers.

 

[Redsfan1507]

I agree Kate, but BP isn't feeling the love. Loyalty has become such a chump play. His 3rd MLB franchise was ready to make BP the coolest dude at the car wash when the Reds took a riskless chance trading pocket lint for him, a day before he would have been placed on waivers. I'd be ok with $72 mil. Datdude has career aves like .270/14/65. That's worth like $7 mil ?

His 260/20/100 pace is worth $12 ? Add the gold glove premium, and the Reds still aren't exactly mugging him...especially since every pre and post PED middle infielder is on the DL at 35.

 

[Kate Upton]

I hate those leadoff homers.

Word.

I don't like runs where there's no bunt involved.