Reds-BrooHoos series thread

[JohnU]

Birds win, looks like 2nd place is still a day away.
Latos vs. Gallardo. Looks like a W to me.

 

[Kate Upton]

Well whatever momentum this team had, Chapman killed it last night.

Piece of shit. That guy sucks.

 

[Kate Upton]

Chapman gave up 2 runs, at the end. Leake how many ? When ?

AC is working 5 of 6 games. Why not use Broxton there ?

Second guessing is perpetual. Leake wasn't fooling anyone, and dug an early hole. Like I said earlier, people don't want a closer to get beat on his second best, but criticize for not using one. It's unfair. An 88 mph slider was a good pitch, but not in that instance.

Chapman is the best athlete on the team- players say so. He is over armed. Leake is under armed. They both do the best they can in the role they are given. BOTH failed last night. Leake will not be asked to pitch again tonite though.

Why not use Broxton?

Because Chapman is the fucking closer. His job is to close out the fucking game.

"The once in a generation arm"

"The next Randy Johnson"

"The guy who should be in the rotation"

Best athlete on the team? Who gives a shit? The guy is a crappy pitcher. I don't care how much he can bench, or how fast he can run, or high he can jump.

LEARN HOW TO THROW A BREAKING BALL OVER THE PLATE YOU LAZY FUCK!!!!!

 

[JohnU]

I see our offense is back to normal again tonight.

 

[Kate Upton]

I see our offense is back to normal again tonight.

Gallardo is a terrible pitcher, and this bunch can't touch him.

I knew this was gonna happen tonight.

Fuck Chapman. Lazy piece of shit.

 

[JohnU]

Gallardo hasn't pitched in 2 months and he's giving up 2 hits in 6 innings.

 

[Kate Upton]

Gallardo hasn't pitched in 2 months and he's giving up 2 hits in 6 innings.

Which is as many as that lazy piece of shit Chapman gave up last night in 2 batters.

Fuck you Chapman. You suck.

 

[JohnU]

I think I'd rather blame the hitting coach tonight than Chapman.

 

[Kate Upton]

I think I'd rather blame the hitting coach tonight than Chapman.

Chapman killed all the momentum this team had last night, and it's far from the first time this asshole has done that this season.

Fuck you Chapman, you lazy piece of shit.

You suck.

 

[Kate Upton]

Justin Ruggiano

Freddie Galvis

Chris Denorfia

Jonathon LuCroy

Fuck you Chapman, you lazy piece of shit. Learn how to throw a fucking breaking ball asshole.

You suck.

 

[JohnU]

Reds evidently have never seen Gallardo pitch before.
The video machine must have broken.
The ump sucks.
Whatever works here.

 

[JohnU]

Momentum comes from having men on base and getting base hits.

 

[Kate Upton]

Reds evidently have never seen Gallardo pitch before.
The video machine must have broken.
The ump sucks.
Whatever works here.

No, it's none of the above.

This lineup just Chapman's

 

[Kate Upton]

Gallardo out?

Really?

Thank you Roenicke.

 

[JohnU]

The most inept pitching staff in the National League -- and the Reds get 4 fucking hits.
Do we have NOBODY who can drive in a run?

 

[JohnU]

Our vaunted offense

Choo 0 for 3
Frazier 0 for 4
Votto 0 for 3

BUT THEY DID GET A COUPLE OF WALKS.

 

[Kate Upton]

That's how you close out a game Chapman.

You lazy ass piece of shit.

4 years, with the best pitching coach in baseball, and he still doesn't know how to throw a cocksucking breaking ball.

You suck.

 

[Kate Upton]

Our vaunted offense

Choo 0 for 3
Frazier 0 for 4
Votto 0 for 3

BUT THEY DID GET A COUPLE OF WALKS.

Leave Votto alone.

He has a great on base percentage.

 

[JohnU]

Leave Votto alone.

He has a great on base percentage.

So does Choo.
I know that last year, with Stubbs in CF, the Reds won 97 games.
This year, with our outstanding leadoff guy, we might be lucky and win 87.

 

[Kate Upton]

So does Choo.
I know that last year, with Stubbs in CF, the Reds won 97 games.
This year, with our outstanding leadoff guy, we might be lucky and win 87.

Last year, Votto wasn't driving in runs because of the weak leadoff spot.

This year, Votto isn't driving in runs because of the lack of a 2 hole hitter.

It's always somebody else's fault. Never Votto's. Probably Dusty's.

Apparently, Votto needs to be surrounded by a team of fucking all-stars to be the run producer their paying $25 mil for.

If fucking Votto and fucking Chapman were doing their fucking jobs, this team would win 100 games.