2016-17 NBA Regular Season Thread

[TJL]

Snowflake, Fag, Dick sucker?

Yes, I am familiar with your work....lol

Honestly, my favorite insult is "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB DILDO"

emphasis on the caps

 

[Black Adam]

Damn, can't I just be a cougar?....lol

err, cool... yeah...

let's roll with THAT...

 

[Wamu]

Probably.

But, banging her would be like throwing a hot dog down a wide hallway.

Whoever is banging her better tie a 2x4 to his ass so he don't fall in.

 

[Black Adam]

Probably.

But, banging her would be like throwing a hot dog down a wide hallway.

hadn't heard that one in a while, but STILL a classic...

 

[Mecca]

Honestly, my favorite insult is "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB DILDO"

emphasis on the caps

Yes, you do love a good dildo.

* glances at nightstand longingly*

 

[Mecca]

hadn't heard that one in a while, but STILL a classic...

I just saw it on Family Guy last night....lol

 

[TJL]

Yes, you do love a good dildo.

* glances at nightstand longingly*

Id' let you peg me as long as I get a safe word

 

[Mecca]

Whoever is banging her better tie a 2x4 to his ass so he don't fall in.

That and wrap his Dick up with a Michelin.

Plastic ain't gonna help if you're dipping in battery acid.

 

[Wamu]

That and wrap his Dick up with a Michelin.

Plastic ain't gonna help if you're dipping in battery acid.

Her snatch has an echo it's so cavernous.

 

[Mecca]

Id' let you peg me as long as I get a safe word

Good luck getting that safeword out.

Spoiler: No safeword zone

 

[Black Adam]

Yes, you do love a good dildo.

* glances at nightstand longingly*

lmao he HAD to bring that up...

Mecca and B.O.B....(battery operated boyfriend)...

 

[Black Adam]

Id' let you peg me as long as I get a safe word

not sure if you can handle that one...

but what he hell, life's about chances, right...?

 

[Black Adam]

Good luck getting that safeword out.

Spoiler: No safeword zone

K, that scares me...

#shemightownawhip

 

[Mecca]

lmao he HAD to bring that up...

Mecca and B.O.B....(battery operated boyfriend)...

Oh, I'm stealing that...lol

#B.O.B.

 

[TJL]

I don't think women like when I ignore them all day, and then text them at 2 am when I'm blackout drunk to "come over"

Doesn't work that often anymore

 

[TJL]

Oh, I'm stealing that...lol

#B.O.B.

BOB is also a flat earther

 

[Mecca]

not sure if you can handle that one...

but what he hell, life's about chances, right...?

He's gonna leave different.

....and injured.

 

[Black Adam]

I don't think women like when I ignore them all day, and then text them at 2 am when I'm blackout drunk to "come over"

Doesn't work that often anymore

huh...

wonder why that is, playah...

 

[Black Adam]

He's gonna leave different.

....and injured.

as i said, life's about chances...

he's a youngun, though. with a few years of therapy he should ALMOST be good as new...

 

[Wamu]