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Aaron Hernandez just got arrested. And the best way to deal with misery? Laugh at it!
1. Everyone in prison loves a good tight end.
2. Ray-Ray, what was your lawyer's number, again? C'mon, help an NFL brother out! -Aaron Hernandez
3. Are you sure his victim isn't imaginary? -Manti Te'o
4. In prison, having great hands isn't necessarily a good thing...
5. ...well, at least he has foot speed.
6. The circus beat me to town! -Tim Tebow
7. Did they take Brady's Uggs as evidence?
8. I can still play fantasy football in prison, right? -Aaron Hernandez
9. Lennay Kekua did it! -Manti Te'o
10. Picture in your head Tim Tebow leaning back on his big chair, stroking a white cat, and laughing maniacally like Dr. Evil. Now you know what really happened.
11. Thug life 4ever! -Aaron Hernandez and his new tattoo
12. From all the sex you want... to all the sex you don't.
13. From red shirt... to orange jumpsuit.
14. From number 81 to prisoner number 8162595.
15. What has this country come to, that you can get arrested for trashing your own stuff?
16. They arrest you for murder? Since when? -Ray Lewis
17. The Patriots are releasing him because they have their own surveillance footage.
18. Sorry for being such a distraction, guys. -Tim Tebow
19. Soon he'll be a loose end instead of a tight end.
20. We're not like that uncaring, heartless Patriots organization. We stand behind and fully support our murderers. -Baltimore Ravens
21. He lost his job --- and now the government is taking care of him? What kind of welfare state are we living in?!?!
1. Everyone in prison loves a good tight end.
2. Ray-Ray, what was your lawyer's number, again? C'mon, help an NFL brother out! -Aaron Hernandez
3. Are you sure his victim isn't imaginary? -Manti Te'o
4. In prison, having great hands isn't necessarily a good thing...
5. ...well, at least he has foot speed.
6. The circus beat me to town! -Tim Tebow
7. Did they take Brady's Uggs as evidence?
8. I can still play fantasy football in prison, right? -Aaron Hernandez
9. Lennay Kekua did it! -Manti Te'o
10. Picture in your head Tim Tebow leaning back on his big chair, stroking a white cat, and laughing maniacally like Dr. Evil. Now you know what really happened.
11. Thug life 4ever! -Aaron Hernandez and his new tattoo
12. From all the sex you want... to all the sex you don't.
13. From red shirt... to orange jumpsuit.
14. From number 81 to prisoner number 8162595.
15. What has this country come to, that you can get arrested for trashing your own stuff?
16. They arrest you for murder? Since when? -Ray Lewis
17. The Patriots are releasing him because they have their own surveillance footage.
18. Sorry for being such a distraction, guys. -Tim Tebow
19. Soon he'll be a loose end instead of a tight end.
20. We're not like that uncaring, heartless Patriots organization. We stand behind and fully support our murderers. -Baltimore Ravens
21. He lost his job --- and now the government is taking care of him? What kind of welfare state are we living in?!?!