What do you tell your team before tonight's game?

[Robotech]

This team most likely has a mental block regarding Seattle, especially Kap. Just for fun, please pretend you are a team captain or heck, Jim Tomsula. In three sentences or less, what do you tell a particular player or group of players or the whole team? Say anything you want. It doesn't matter if it isn't true. Your only goal is to pump up your player and/or team.

You can make this funny, too, by pretending you are Jed York. I wonder if York ever addresses the team nowadays or if he is too embarrassed to do so.

 

[HighTopFade]

Tomsula to Boldin and Hyde at the start of the 4th quarter: Ok guys, you can play now. They (Seattle) should be having a meltdown right about now.

 

[Robotech]

Gabbert to Kap: Don't let me get into this game. Michael Bennett and Bruce Irvin are scary.

York to the team: We suck, and it's my fault, but win for me tonight to lessen the chance that Seattle will be raising a Lombardi on our own field this coming February.

Vernon Davis to Kap: Don't you dare throw it to me if Kam is anywhere near me.

Chryst to Kap: Throw to the guys in red, not the guys in navy blue and green, or whatever you call their colors. Richard Sherman is not a WR on our roster no matter what he tells you.

Hyde to his offensive line: Just open some holes for me and watch me plow over another NFL linebacker!

 

[Robotech]

York to Tomsula: Pete Carroll said that you live in a van down by the river.

 

[HighTopFade]

The Whole Niner Organization to Patton: If you score a touchdown, go ahead and Levi's Leap, but please don't dance.

 

[deep9er]

Bowman to Lynch - Skittle my azz!

Chryst to Kaep - Just throw it where i call it, don't read.

Tomsula to the O-line - One Haagen Das for each pancake block.

York to team - Win and nude dancers in the locker room.

 

[deep9er]

Tomsula to the Front 7 - Jesus, with their O-line, i EXPECT pressure......and lots of it.


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[Jack_John_Mark]

You tell them, "alright boys......if we win tonight, all of you are getting free pussy. The hottest pussy we can find in Vegas, it's on us."

Then after they win (obviously), you tell them you lied. They won't care as much about the lie because they beat a really good team.

 

[deep9er]

You tell them, "alright boys......if we win tonight, all of you are getting free pussy. The hottest pussy we can find in Vegas, it's on us."

Then after they win (obviously), you tell them you lied. They won't care as much about the lie because they beat a really good team.

there went the pussy