What do you call?

[HuskerPower52]

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs laying infromt of ur door?

 

[iruletheskool]

Matt

 

[HuskerPower52]

HaHa yep, since its slow and I love "bad" jokes I figure we can all post our bad jokes here cuz I need some new ones. ur turn thar Irule.

 

[iruletheskool]

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

 

[fordman84]

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

bob

 

[jedburks]

What do you call the woman I love to bang from behind?

 

[iruletheskool]

Terrel Pryor?? Oh wait.. you arent smoke

 

[huskers1217]

What do you call the woman I love to bang from behind?

taylor martinez?

 

[jedburks]

taylor martinez?

Nope

 

[fordman84]

What do you call the woman I love to bang from behind?

mom?

 

[Red_Alert]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?

 

[jedburks]

mom?

You would be correct. Tell your mom I said thanks.

 

[iruletheskool]

How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?

 

[fordman84]

You would be correct. Tell your mom I said thanks.

lol

 

[jedburks]

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He is sitting there drinking for a bit and then all of a sudden he hears a voice say, "You are really nice". He looks around to see who said that and couldn't see who it was. Then he looks down at the bowl of peanuts at the bar and sees one of the peanuts talking. He figures he had been drinking too much so just shrugs it off. About a minute later he hears another peanut say, "your hair looks good today." The guy yells at the bartender, "what is the deal with these peanuts?" The bartender replies, "they are complimentary".

 

[iruletheskool]

How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor

 

[HuskerPower52]

Good one Jed!

Irule whats funnier then a dead baby????? a retarded dead baby.

 

[HuskerPower52]

Dog walks into a bar hops up on the bar stool bartender takes one look at him pulls out a gun and shoots him in the leg... so about six months later same dog kicks open the bar door jumps up on the bar stool and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my PAW!"

 

[powerchord86]

Couldn't resist..

How do you stop a dead baby from falling down a manhole?

 

[iruletheskool]

Havent heard that one