What do you call?

[Red_Alert]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?

Art

 

[powerchord86]

Stick a spear through it's head.

 

[Red_Alert]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs water skiing?






Skip

 

[HuskerPower52]

good one RA!!!!!!!!!

 

[HuskerPower52]

what did the chinaman say to his kids when it was snowing outside???






Go shovel the WOK

 

[HuskerPower52]

What do a Kangaroo and a zucchini have in common?????????????











Neither one can ride a bike.

 

[Red_Alert]

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?








DAM!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FNG]

You would be correct. Tell your mom I said thanks.

 

[Papalou]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of newspapers?













Russel

 

[HuskerPower52]

how do you keep a missory football player from masterbating??????









paint his dick red and he wont be able to beat it for 30 years Boom roasted

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."!

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

Hit and run post gotta work again
Later

 

[HuskerPower52]

How do you turn a lawn mower into a snow blower???????















give the bitch a shovel

 

[JohnRandle]

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter that the other??

 

[JohnRandle]

Ilene

 

[JohnRandle]

What do you call a woman with two boyfriends??










Sharon Peters..

 

[Red_Alert]

A guy is sitting at one end of a bar and makes eye contact with a chick by herself at the other end. He smiles, but she gives him the stuck up look back. After a few minutes he decides to go talk to her.
He introduces himself and she says "leave me alone". He then asks "I just wanted to know if I could smell your pussy?"

She retorts "HELL NO"





So he responds "I'm sorry, it must be your feet then"

 

[Red_Alert]

Ilene

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?





Irene

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

What do you call the greatest Husker fan of all time who has a 10 inch penis too?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

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