What a dumb article

[Omar 382]

Phillies Mock Trade: Aaron Altherr for Matt Shoemaker

"Of course, the first player we asked about was Philly-area native Mike Trout, but as expected we got nowhere in those talks. Albert Pujols’ name was brought up by Los Angeles, but the Phillies have no room for another big contract, aging first baseman clogging up the pipeline."

Who is this representative for LA that thinks we would seriously consider trading for fucking Albert Pujols? And who on the Phillies' side thinks we have the pieces for Mike Trout?

 

[Cedrique]

Phillies Mock Trade: Aaron Altherr for Matt Shoemaker

"Of course, the first player we asked about was Philly-area native Mike Trout, but as expected we got nowhere in those talks. Albert Pujols’ name was brought up by Los Angeles, but the Phillies have no room for another big contract, aging first baseman clogging up the pipeline."

Who is this representative for LA that thinks we would seriously consider trading for fucking Albert Pujols? And who on the Phillies' side thinks we have the pieces for Mike Trout?

Who is the LA representative who thinks they have the pieces for Aaron Altherr--that's the question you should be asking.

 

[Omar 382]

Who is the LA representative who thinks they have the pieces for Aaron Altherr--that's the question you should be asking.

Thanks. I was actually wondering if I asked the right question or not but thanks to your stellar posting I now know that I unfortunately did not. You're like that old hologramic white guy from I, Robot

 

[Omar 382]

For your 1980's ass:

 

[Omar 382]

the black guy, believe it or not, is the main character in the 1990's sitcom "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," but I guess that's past your time

 

[Cedrique]

Yes, I know him as the dork who was in the awful video "Parents just don't Understand"

 

[Omar 382]

wow I didn't know that song. DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince sound like NWA with their balls cut off and an affinity for drinking white wine in plad shorts at a Mets game

 

[Cedrique]

wow I didn't know that song. DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince sound like NWA with their balls cut off and an affinity for drinking white wine in plad shorts at a Mets game

Yeah, believe it or not, when MTV first came out it wasn't a bunch of garbage reality shows of unwed teen mothers, guidos at the Jersey shore and whatever else they show on there now. They would just play music videos all day and night. People were easily amused back then.

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, believe it or not, when MTV first came out it wasn't a bunch of garbage reality shows of unwed teen mothers, guidos at the Jersey shore and whatever else they show on there now. They would just play music videos all day and night. People were easily amused back then.

I actually remember this from the early 2000's. Simpler times I suppose

 

[Cedrique]

I actually remember this from the early 2000's. Simpler times I suppose

I didn't realize they went that long before changing the format. On a side note, are you watching Joe Blanton? Thanks a lot, Reuben!

 

[Omar 382]

I didn't realize they went that long before changing the format. On a side note, are you watching Joe Blanton? Thanks a lot, Reuben!

WTF no. I'm watching Stranger Things on Netflix. What channel? Don't bother telling me because I'll have found it before you can hit reply

 

[Cedrique]

WTF no. I'm watching Stranger Things on Netflix. What channel? Don't bother telling me because I'll have found it before you can hit reply

FS1 if you haven't found it.

 

[Omar 382]

FS1 if you haven't found it.

I actually couldn't so thanks

 

[Omar 382]

Fuck Chase Utley

 

[Omar 382]

Can't wait for a Harper K

 

[Cedrique]

lol, that was great timing. Did you find it at the exact moment Utley got the go-ahead RBI?

 

[Omar 382]

No, just right after. Jansen time. Oh great, Harold Reynolds

 

[Omar 382]

Utley with the classic glove flip

 

[Omar 382]

Are we watching Giants/Cubs?

 

[Cedrique]

Utley with the classic glove flip

And Joey B with the postseason win