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Uh oh Ebron

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Just when I thought one was enough. Which one of you is the Rob Lowe with DirectTV?

I'm way more like meathead Rob Lowe.
 

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It almost makes me want to start a tweeter account to welcome him to the real world. And to let Ebron know that there is a sport called Powderpuff which is touch and flag football for girls.

Careful, you might get Ebron all behoved.
 

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It would behoove his best interests to avoid attempting to talk above his intelligence pay grade.
 

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I'm way more like meathead Rob Lowe.

I was thinking Peaked in High School Rob Lowe. Keep up that right wing stuff and you'll find yourself Overly Paranoid Rob Lowe. On a side note, did you guys see that they pulled those commercials? Apparently Comcast got a bug up their ass because DirecTV can't substantiate the claims in the commercials. Fucking pussies!!!
 

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Ebron is going to make all his haters eat crow!
 

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Does anyone think this is going to end well for Ebron?

Just like the warm feelings Tiger fans have for Joe Nathan.

And he needs to look no farther than Dom Raiola and his stupid comments. Lord help him if he drops his first pass if nothing else Lion fans can be crazy creative in their taunts... Like "even from my mom's basement you still suck!"
 

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That's take a very brief look at Ebron's career highlights thus far......
1. Top 10 draft pick (spring 2014)
2. Complains that he didn't think his Madden rating was high enough (summer 2014)
3. Can't learn the playbook (summer 2014)
4. Hits the milestone of 100 career receiving yards (week 6 of season)
5. Has his career best single highest receiving yard game of 38 yards (week 16 of season)
6. Still can't learn the playbook (from rookie mini-camp through entire first season)
7. TP shows us that rookie TE's don't put up big numbers. Ebron calls to thank him and request help learning the playbook which he still doesn't understand. He drops the phone twice while talking with him. TP can't help him, realizes the kid is just plain an idiot.
8. Jim Caldwell assures fans that Ebron was the right pick, his offseason has been "pretty impressive" and he expects a "pretty significant rise in his performance". (March 2015)
9. Ebron cries about haters on Twitter. Refers to himself as "successful" and uses words he clearly doesn't understand. (April 12, 2015)
10. April 14, 2015 Ebron is a hot topic of message board chatter. Is he the player that was going to create all the mismatches that he was sold as or is he a jackass with crappy hands, a self inflated ego, and the intelligence of a goat? baaaahaaah, baaahaaah
 

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Does anyone think this is going to end well for Ebron?

Just like the warm feelings Tiger fans have for Joe Nathan.

And he needs to look no farther than Dom Raiola and his stupid comments. Lord help him if he drops his first pass if nothing else Lion fans can be crazy creative in their taunts... Like "even from my mom's basement you still suck!"

It will work out just fine for Ebron if he plays well. If he doesn't, he'll be chewing on this for a long time.
 
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