Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[thedddd]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/03/11/trump-saved-valuable-seconds-by-not-including-tim-cooks-last-name/

Okay, now it's no longer he actually said his last name, now he simply omitted it to save time.


How fucking hard is it to say "yeah, I said the wrong thing..." and laugh it off?



(Not hard at all. Because I do it often.)

To < > time, I'< > not going to < > certain words < > my response.

 

[thedddd]

Oh fuck lol

Yes I can see why Marco got this mixed up.
Here is German Dam:

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Donald Trump is a horse's rump, so to save time and words, I'm just going to call him Donald Rump.

I read the first two articles of this post like a Limerick and was so disappointed that it didn't go that way.

 

[thedddd]

CBP agent gave drug trafficking organization keys to fences along the southern border, DOJ says

oops

 

[KennyBanyeah]

So if Dion Weisler of Hewlett Packard is visiting, will you call him Dion Hewlett Packard? Because that doesn't save time.

Also, how were "forrest" and "hamberders" time savers?

Just remember that at the end of the day marine is short for can do.

 

[dash]

CBP agent gave drug trafficking organization keys to fences along the southern border, DOJ says

oops

That's akin to leaving a mouse in charge of the cheese.

 

[dash]

Because even if you bring back Jagr at 47, you don't put him on your top line.

It was working great until it wasn't (probably about midway through the 2nd game).

 

[puckhead]

CBP agent gave drug trafficking organization keys to fences along the southern border, DOJ says

oops

I'm enjoying Narcos: Mexico as well

 

[elocomotive]

I'm old and scared of new things!!!

What an idiot. Airline travel is generally extremely safe. Your odds of dying on a commercial flight are 1/3 of the risk of being killed by a lightning strike. You are more likely to die from choking on food or a bee sting than on a commercial jet in America. There were literally ZERO deaths from commercial airlines last year worldwide. And there hasn't been a fatality on a major US airline flight in a decade now. Why? Computers and safety systems that check for problems and make flight navigation and controls safer.

In the same span, almost 350,000 Americans have been killed in automobile accidents. Accidents that will happen extremely rarely once automated driving technologies are perfected since computers don't look at their phones, drink and drive, get aggressive, etc.


Very little gain?

Anyone who supports this illogical, confused old man is a dipshit.

 

[dash]

once automated driving technologies are perfected since computers don't look at their phones, drink and drive, get aggressive, etc.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I'm old and scared of new things!!!

What an idiot. Airline travel is generally extremely safe. Your odds of dying on a commercial flight are 1/3 of the risk of being killed by a lightning strike. You are more likely to die from choking on food or a bee sting than on a commercial jet in America. There were literally ZERO deaths from commercial airlines last year worldwide. And there hasn't been a fatality on a major US airline flight in a decade now. Why? Computers and safety systems that check for problems and make flight navigation and controls safer.

In the same span, almost 350,000 Americans have been killed in automobile accidents. Accidents that will happen extremely rarely once automated driving technologies are perfected since computers don't look at their phones, drink and drive, get aggressive, etc.


Very little gain?

Anyone who supports this illogical, confused old man is a dipshit.

These tweets embody a lot of the anti-innovation platform that has permeated conservative ideology in the last 20 years. There is no doubt that innovation in aerospace engineering has saved lives yet this commentary of his will be championed by backward thinking members of his base.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

Anyone who supports this illogical, confused old man is a dipshit.

I dunno you whippersnapper, he talks sense to me.

 

[Comeds]

These tweets embody a lot of the anti-innovation platform that has permeated conservative ideology in the last 20 years. There is no doubt that innovation in aerospace engineering has saved lives yet this commentary of his will be championed by backward thinking members of his base.

But see I saw this documentary called Chopping Mall about mall security robots that go all whackadoodle and start attackin people. No why they aint just keep human security guards at the mall? They don gone off an replaced honest humans with machines. I don trust them. Men can guard JC Penny as good as any ol machine can.
Anyway, MAGA and God Bless!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

But see I saw this documentary called Chopping Mall about mall security robots that go all whackadoodle and start attackin people. No why they aint just keep human security guards at the mall? They don gone off an replaced honest humans with machines. I don trust them. Men can guard JC Penny as good as any ol machine can.
Anyway, MAGA and God Bless!

I think this is the plot to the soon to be released Paul Blart mall cop 3

 

[KennyBanyeah]

But see I saw this documentary called Chopping Mall about mall security robots that go all whackadoodle and start attackin people. No why they aint just keep human security guards at the mall? They don gone off an replaced honest humans with machines. I don trust them. Men can guard JC Penny as good as any ol machine can.
Anyway, MAGA and God Bless!

LMAO.

Great film. I actually have this poster in my office:

 

[KennyBanyeah]

But see I saw this documentary called Chopping Mall about mall security robots that go all whackadoodle and start attackin people. No why they aint just keep human security guards at the mall? They don gone off an replaced honest humans with machines. I don trust them. Men can guard JC Penny as good as any ol machine can.
Anyway, MAGA and God Bless!

Also:

 

[dash]

I dunno you whippersnapper, he talks sense to me.

Here's an airplane that Trump would love - Many fine people on both sides would like it.

The Nazi Aircraft Fueled by...Coal

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So now the entire EU has grounded all 737-9 MAX' from European airspace but Canada hasn't because...?

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I'm old and scared of new things!!!

What an idiot. Airline travel is generally extremely safe. Your odds of dying on a commercial flight are 1/3 of the risk of being killed by a lightning strike. You are more likely to die from choking on food or a bee sting than on a commercial jet in America. There were literally ZERO deaths from commercial airlines last year worldwide. And there hasn't been a fatality on a major US airline flight in a decade now. Why? Computers and safety systems that check for problems and make flight navigation and controls safer.

In the same span, almost 350,000 Americans have been killed in automobile accidents. Accidents that will happen extremely rarely once automated driving technologies are perfected since computers don't look at their phones, drink and drive, get aggressive, etc.
.

I'm not looking to debate your overall point, but...what??

The prior incident that's leading to all of these bans was a commercial flight that killed 189 people in October of last year. And it wasn't the only incident in 2018.

And in April of last year, a person died on a Southwest flight when she was partially sucked out the side of the plane when the engine exploded.