Toilet Paper

[Mebert]

i am one who doesn't wipe... what i do after a shit is jump into the shower, and then i bow down spread my cheeks and say "H2O MEET ASSHOLE!!!" then i spin around 3 times, and then sit down in the shower...

I did not realize this was becoming main stream. It is more difficult when you are playing an away game and have to pull this off in a sink.

 

[Nosferatu]

i am one who doesn't wipe... what i do after a shit is jump into the shower, and then i bow down spread my cheeks and say "H2O MEET ASSHOLE!!!" then i spin around 3 times, and then sit down in the shower...

Funny thing is he probably isn't joking!

 

[Shanemansj13]

Another fucker voted Down! Wtf is going on??

 

[Nosferatu]

Another fucker voted Down! Wtf is going on??

Thanks Obama!

 

[MilkSpiller22]

Funny thing is he probably isn't joking!

i don't joke... people, especially Heath ledger constantly ask me "why so serious"??

 

[Shanemansj13]

@SteelersPride you should be ashamed of yourself

@Pack 500 you take more time wiping than you do making your picks

 

[femurov]

Who cares? How does someone else's toilet paper habits affect your life?

If you have a cat, you should do it under or down or whatever. I have had cats in the past that like to play with toilet paper and if you do it like that it just goes around and around without making a mess.

 

[Cyder]

Another fucker voted Down! Wtf is going on??

Another sign the apocalypse is near. Won't be long now.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Who cares? How does someone else's toilet paper habits affect your life?

If you have a cat, you should do it under or down or whatever. I have had cats in the past that like to play with toilet paper and if you do it like that it just goes around and around without making a mess.

This is in the workplace!! It affects me every afternoon while I take my coffee lunch shit.

 

[Dolemite censored]

There is one other option no one mentioned. @Dolemite censored uses a sponge and rinses it out to save money

I rinse the sponge into a composter. Its a win-win.

 

[wlk3]

I don’t usually wipe, but when I do... I do number 2

 

[Beaker]

The first one is roll up and the second one is roll down.

A bunch of old geezers keeping messing with me!!!

The first one is correct, the second one is for serial killers

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

I only use bathrooms with a bidet. I usually squirt it down my ass crack and then dry off with my shirt. I don’t give a fuck how you savages hang your toilet paper!!!!!

 

[MilkSpiller22]

I only use bathrooms with a bidet. I usually squirt it down my ass crack and then dry off with my shirt. I don’t give a fuck how you savages hang your toilet paper!!!!!

now that i think about it, i dont even use bathrooms... i am like a bear, i shit in the woods.... But dont worry, i bring my own toilet paper, and make sure it is pointing down...

 

[Shanemansj13]

5 serial killers. The number is growing and more aren’t wiping

 

[DetroitDevil]

The first one is roll up and the second one is roll down.

A bunch of old geezers keeping messing with me!!!

Get a fucking hobby.

 

[Nosferatu]

Get a fucking hobby.

Are you suggesting that creating stupid fucking threads isn't a hobby?