tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[ForkEmBucky]

The only prostitute I ever met wanted to marry me. She didn't like it when I called her a prostitute....or when I tried to pay her after sex....

none of that really happened.

 

[ladyrockess]

If I'm about to marry a woman, and she tells me that's how much she's spending, especially given the way I've always managed my money, I will most certainly call upon my persuasive rhetoric training...

"That's how much" as per $50k, $2k-$4k, or a couple hundred?

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

The only prostitute I ever met wanted to marry me. She didn't like it when I called her a prostitute....or when I tried to pay her after sex....

none of that really happened.

"No damnit, you have to pay in monthly installments over the next 20 years."

 

[Brasky]

The only prostitute I ever met wanted to marry me. She didn't like it when I called her a prostitute....or when I tried to pay her after sex....

none of that really happened.

 

[Darkstone42]

"That's how much" as per $50k, $2k-$4k, or a couple hundred?

Let me get more specific, since ambiguity and I are sworn mortal enemies.

A couple hundred: I recognize I probably already won.

2-4K: Persuasive rhetoric.

50K: I rescind my marriage proposal.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Seriously though, I do really want to skip the whole wedding thing. I'm not big on displaying emotions in front of large crowds. Eff that, man. Maybe that's why my relationships barely resemble...relationships?

I don't care. I still don't want one. The marriage thing I can do for the right one.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Where in the hell is utvol and west end vol

 

[Darkstone42]

Where in the hell is utvol and west end vol

I think you're looking in the wrong place, as they are both likely still alive.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I think you're looking in the wrong place, as they are both likely still alive.

where else would a devil look ?

 

[Darkstone42]

where else would a devil look ?

Good point...

11,700!

 

[Darkstone42]

Since I'm a scientist.


Since this is a sports forum:

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[TheRobotDevil]

and good luck saturday DS I hope your NJ Devils win

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

Where in the hell is utvol and west end vol

 

[Brasky]

Since I'm a scientist.


Since this is a sports forum:

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Yawn

 

[Darkstone42]

 

[Darkstone42]

and good luck saturday DS I hope your NJ Devils win

I don't think that's quite correct...

 

[TheRobotDevil]

The only prostitute I ever met wanted to marry me. She didn't like it when I called her a prostitute....or when I tried to pay her after sex....

none of that really happened.

by prostitute you mean cleaning lady

 

[ladyrockess]

Let me get more specific, since ambiguity and I are sworn mortal enemies.

A couple hundred: I recognize I probably already won.

2-4K: Persuasive rhetoric.

50K: I rescind my marriage proposal.

See the "probably already won" makes me itchy - like marriage is a contest??? Marriage isn't a contest unless its, "let's see how long we can live with each other without maiming or murdering each other."

I would never spend 50k on a dress unless I was a billionairess, in which case, it wouldn't exactly matter.
Even $2-4 k is a lot, but if I was super rich I guess I can see it happening, because a lot of couture dresses are that expensive anyway (or more) and I'd wear them out to dinner and stuff so I might as well wear it when I was getting married.

But being that I'm NOT super rich, a couple hundred is what I can justify - especially since I want a dress I can wear over and over.

Seriously though, I do really want to skip the whole wedding thing. I'm not big on displaying emotions in front of large crowds. Eff that, man. Maybe that's why my relationships barely resemble...relationships?

I don't care. I still don't want one. The marriage thing I can do for the right one.

Well then have a small, intimate wedding. Maybe on a beach? I'm sure there are girls who hate showing emotion in front of people too and would love to elope (which I figure is something you'd go for), so you should find the "right one" eventually.

I don't want a big fat wedding either...I just want a nice, fun party where he and I can celebrate with our friends and family that we're together and making it official. Pretty much what my parents did, really. I am convinced the biggest part of the budget will be on booze

 

[Brasky]

Ok the buckner one was good.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I don't think that's quite correct...

You will join the dark side