tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[ladyrockess]

I have to be in the mood to eat them... even when I was a kid, I'd ask for something other than cake for my birthday LOL

When/if I get married, I'll have a grooms cake made of cake for my regular guests, and an ice cream cake for me and the cool guests.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

The only time I've ever really wanted either is when I smoke. I mean, I'll take it if it's offered to me, but dessert is pretty meh sober.

I'll eat stuff like cobbler on occasion (my grandmother makes a kickass peach cobbler), but most sweets are too sweet to me. If I'm craving sweets, I just eat fruit.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

When/if I get married, I'll have a grooms cake made of cake for my regular guests, and an ice cream cake for me and the cool guests.

Now, I'll tear up some ice cream cake... yums!!

 

[ladyrockess]

Figs are the best fruit-candy combo everrrr!

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

I'll eat stuff like cobbler on occasion (my grandmother makes a kickass peach cobbler), but most sweets are too sweet to me. If I'm craving sweets, I just eat fruit.

lol it depends really, I just get wile bowels from many sweets. The sugary-ness doesn't make up for the agony that follows.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I eat a 6 inch turkey sub with the works on it...........and then I eat the other 6 inches of it for dessert.

 

[Darkstone42]

When/if I get married, I'll have a grooms cake made of cake for my regular guests, and an ice cream cake for me and the cool guests.

I'm crashing your wedding, then, as a cool guest.

And I also really hope "cool" was a pun.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I'm going to get some pudding and ice cream someones gotta pick up your slack

 

[ladyrockess]

I'm crashing your wedding, then, as a cool guest.

And I also really hope "cool" was a pun.

I didn't even think of that! Sorry I'm not very punny - some of my friends are fantastic at it though. I've sat for hours in pubs with them listening to them have pun wars. I even manage to contribute sometimes.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Where do I find a woman who doesn't want a "wedding?"

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Where do I find a woman who doesn't want a "wedding?"

Well, I mean if you drive around downtown at night you might find a couple. They'll still take your money though. Like they're entitled to it or something.

 

[Darkstone42]

I didn't even think of that! Sorry I'm not very punny - some of my friends are fantastic at it though. I've sat for hours in pubs with them listening to them have pun wars. I even manage to contribute sometimes.

I love pun wars. They're among my favorite pass times.

Also, this:

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[ladyrockess]

Where do I find a woman who doesn't want a "wedding?"

Wow, who peed in your cheerios?

Also I didn't say I wanted a "wedding" I said I wanted an ice cream cake for the party afterwards. I actually want to get married on a Wednesday by a justice of the peace, and then have the party on Saturday. Nor do I want to wear white (I look awful in white, and I want to look good) or spend ten bazillion dollars on a dress.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

I don't have the slightest idea how you took that personally.

 

[Darkstone42]

Wow, who peed in your cheerios?

Also I didn't say I wanted a "wedding" I said I wanted an ice cream cake for the party afterwards. I actually want to get married on a Wednesday by a justice of the peace, and then have the party on Saturday. Nor do I want to wear white (I look awful in white, and I want to look good) or spend ten bazillion dollars on a dress.

Is that the going rate?


Inflation sucks.

 

[Darkstone42]

I don't have the slightest idea how you took that personally.

I don't think that's the case. I think she knows someone peed in your Cheerios and was offering to help you find out who.


In any case, I'd look out for Cheerios in the near future.

 

[ladyrockess]

Is that the going rate?


Inflation sucks.

Well if you watch "Say Yes To the Dress" then I'd say the average is $2,000-4,000, but I've seen girls on that show spend $50,000 or more. That's SO stupid - that's a down payment on a house or a nice car or something!

I figure I'll spend a couple hundy on a pretty cocktail dress in a color I love (I'm thinking blue/green/aqua) that I can wear over and over again.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Well now that I know somebody peed in em, I'm just going to punch every 3rd person I see tomorrow and hope for a good ending.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Way to skip over my answer, Forkem.

Also, better make it every other person.

 

[Darkstone42]

Well if you watch "Say Yes To the Dress" then I'd say the average is $2,000-4,000, but I've seen girls on that show spend $50,000 or more. That's SO stupid - that's a down payment on a house or a nice car or something!

I figure I'll spend a couple hundy on a pretty cocktail dress in a color I love (I'm thinking blue/green/aqua) that I can wear over and over again.

If I'm about to marry a woman, and she tells me that's how much she's spending, especially given the way I've always managed my money, I will most certainly call upon my persuasive rhetoric training...