tOfficial "Lamar Odom Kardashian" Thread

[True Lakers Fan]

As my Dad told me when I was young and thought I could finally whip his ass!!

"Old age and treachery trumps youth and energy every time"!!

You took the words right out of my mouth - I was thinking the same thing and was going to post it and then forgot - Right on Bro - we old fucks can whip the hell out of these snotty ass kids

 

[MightyMouse]

Nash
Kobe
Marion/Pietrus/Brewer
Odom
Pau

I like that actually...

Not too shabby. Not too much toughness on the team though.

 

[trojanfan12]

You took the words right out of my mouth - I was thinking the same thing and was going to post it and then forgot - Right on Bro - we old fucks can whip the hell out of these snotty ass kids

My son is 16 and a junior black belt in tae kwon do!! I told him the same thing recently!!


Thank God he believed me!!

 

[trojanfan12]

Not too shabby. Not too much toughness on the team though.

Yeah, the toughness would have to come from Kobe, Nash and Kaman off the bench!!

 

[Black Belt Disciple]

You took the words right out of my mouth - I was thinking the same thing and was going to post it and then forgot - Right on Bro - we old fucks can whip the hell out of these snotty ass kids

That is funny. We'd believe you once you step into the ring with a real man. You ever been twisted like a pretzel?

 

[True Lakers Fan]

That is funny. We'd believe you once you step into the ring with a real man. You ever been twisted like a pretzel?

It's hilarious listening to a pussy try to talk about what it's like being a real man since you've never been one

 

[True Lakers Fan]

I will bury the person six feet under that tries to bend me like a pretzela asshole

Word

 

[True Lakers Fan]

My son is 16 and a junior black belt in tae kwon do!! I told him the same thing recently!!


Thank God he believed me!!

Heh Heh, but If I am a good judge of character, you would know how to get an equalizer and take him out and the only reason you're greatful that he believed you is because you didn't want to hurt him

 

[True Lakers Fan]

I don't expect toughness coming from a D'antoni team, I expect he will try to remake his run and gun team with a slightly different group and get them going from the beginning. I've never seen him talk about defense before and have no reason to believe it's going to start in the next season

 

[OutlawImmortal]

Maybe if the guy who was supposed to transition us into that offense smoothly actually plays? Steve Nash?

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Maybe if the guy who was supposed to transition us into that offense smoothly actually plays? Steve Nash?

Look, I am okay with some old fucks, but with all due respect to Mr Steve Nash who was once the best in his day, the fuck left him already and he is way beyond being an old fuck, so don't count on it

 

[OutlawImmortal]

Look, I am okay with some old fucks, but with all due respect to Mr Steve Nash who was once the best in his day, the fuck left him already and he is way beyond being an old fuck, so don't count on it

Thumbs up for funniness alone lmao

 

[Black Belt Disciple]

I will bury the person six feet under that tries to bend me like a pretzela asshole

Word

Sure you would tough guy. You'd be lights out before you were able to shit your panties. Old turds like you that run your sassy mouth get knocked tha fuck out by real men. Go clean the diapers and get some more curly fries from Arby's tubby

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Sure you would tough guy. You'd be lights out before you were able to shit your panties. Old turds like you that run your sassy mouth get knocked tha fuck out by real men. Go clean the diapers and get some more curly fries from Arby's tubby

Sorry pussy whipped bitch, I am not going to clean your diapers - let your dog or mom lick it up if you're that sick

 

[trojanfan12]

Heh Heh, but If I am a good judge of character, you would know how to get an equalizer and take him out and the only reason you're greatful that he believed you is because you didn't want to hurt him

Well, that and I really didn't want to test that theory since he is also taller than me now!!

 

[True Lakers Fan]

By the way Smith And Wesson whups Black Belt every day of the week.

It's fast, clean and easy

 

[redseat]

If it's motivated Lamar, then I have no issue and think he'd make a nice addition (especially on a 1 year deal)!! If it's the Lamar that showed up in Dallas, then forget it!!

well Khloe is "skinny" now so he has that going for him.

Now I know I am not a Lakers fan but I do think he could help if he wants it.

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Well, that and I really didn't want to test that theory since he is also taller than me now!!

You're lucky though - you have kids and kids can be threatened even though that doesn't always work. I have to take care of my 88 year old mother on a regular basis. Her I cannot threaten -

 

[shitsho]

well Khloe is "skinny" now so he has that going for him.

Now I know I am not a Lakers fan but I do think he could help if he wants it.

Skinny is not a good thing when youre talking about a woman. Her body weight was fine when he first married her.

 

[redseat]

Skinny is not a good thing when youre talking about a woman. Her body weight was fine when he first married her.

nope, and yes yes she was.... I just think he now will be more motivated since he wants to keep her... but yes, Khloe was fine the way she was before.