tOfficial "Jameis Winston" Superthread

[douggie]

 

[Inquisitor95]

He's got legs
He knows how to eat them
He never begs
He just goes out and steals them

 

[occupant]

Jameis Winston.

Heisman winner, QB of national championship team, MLB/NFL prospect.

He stole food from a PUBLIX.

That in itself needs no punchline.

 

[douggie]

Hot legs, Publix is your mark,
Hot legs, baseball won't keep you sharp,
Hot legs, how are you still in school?
Jimbo loves you honey!

 

[nolehusker]

As much as I want to defend Jamies, I really can't. These are all pretty fucking funny.

 

[Bamabino]

Bestest Heistman evah!

 

[SwampHumpy]

Today’s Rapies Winston Thread

FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Jameis Winston's dad wants FSU to provide 24/7 handler | FOX Sports on MSN


Did anyone with a piece of a brain not suspect a POS father in the background? What a fucking piece of shit.


Oh, and before I forget........ Free Security University.

 

[SwampHumpy]

"He's supposed to have somebody around him 24/7," Antonor Winston told USA Today. "He's a Heisman Trophy winner so (he's) definitely not supposed to be by (himself).”

 

[Red_Alert]

She needs to be really hawt and smart too.

amirite?

 

[SwampHumpy]

She needs to be really hawt and smart too.

amirite?

This story just keeps getting better every day.

 

[rolltide14_0]

Yeah...he needs a fine ass blonde handler that has crabs.

 

[SwampHumpy]

When I read his Dad’s statement all I could think of was some dead-beat Tyronne Biggums looking dude coming out of the woodwork to protect his “retirement plan”.

 

[Wild Turkey]

FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Jameis Winston's dad wants FSU to provide 24/7 handler | FOX Sports on MSN


Did anyone with a piece of a brain not suspect a POS father in the background? What a fucking piece of shit.


Oh, and before I forget........ Free Security University.

Wouldn't that be an NCAA violation or can schools provide "personal assistants" to athletes? How much would this gig pay BTW>

 

[SwampHumpy]

Wouldn't that be an NCAA violation or can schools provide "personal assistants" to athletes? How much would this gig pay BTW>

I’m sure the school is already checking with their special counsel, a Mr. Bobby Bowden. Mr. Bowden will find a way around those pesky rules. He has a strong track record.

Be careful, it sounds like an easy gig, but you’re liable to catch a cornholing if he gets all randy and hopped-up on seafood.

 

[Texas Jefe]

"...if he get's randy and all hopped-up on seafood."


lulz

 

[SwampHumpy]

"...if he get's randy and all hopped-up on seafood."


lulz

Your signature is the best! Love the Thunderbolt.

 

[FSUmanager]

Not sure why this is so awesome. Didn't you and I agree in the crab leg thread that he did in fact need a handler?



And really a shot at Bowden? You are better than that.

 

[RobToxin]

Someone on Twitter just blocked me and all I did was ask if LeBron was the one who taught Winston the Crab Dribble.

 

[SwampHumpy]

Not sure why this is so awesome. Didn't you and I agree in the crab leg thread that he did in fact need a handler?



And really a shot at Bowden? You are better than that.

It’s awesome because his loser father is asking the school to do what he obviously failed to do himself. AND he has the audacity to believe that taxpayer money should pay for his failure of a life. If it wasn’t true you would think this was a new series on Comedy Central.

As far as Bobby Bowden, I think we all know ole Bobby would have found a way to “aww shucks” his way around this one. I didn’t say he wasn’t a GREAT coach. This was just one of the many things he was REALLY good at!

 

[FSUmanager]

It’s awesome because his loser father is asking the school to do what he obviously failed to do himself. AND he has the audacity to believe that taxpayer money should pay for his failure of a life. If it wasn’t true you would think this was a new series on Comedy Central.

As far as Bobby Bowden, I think we all know ole Bobby would have found a way to “aww shucks” his way around this one. I didn’t say he wasn’t a GREAT coach. This was just one of the many things he was REALLY good at!

Exactly what did his father fail to do?

Aww shucks around what?