tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[chucksker]

A Hilux is not a Tundra........


People who say things like "my truck would smoke your truck" are tools, and they drive Tundras not hiluxs'.........


I can hook up my truck to any tundra I've ever met and pull it around like it's a fucking volvo........ but them fucking tools want to race...... It's a fucking truck...... You want to race buy a fucking car...... Otherwise shut the fuck up and quit calling your big bodied sedan with a laughable towing capacity a fucking truck........ A Tundra is a fucking sedan with a god damn paper box in the back......




/Rant

hey now! my volvo is a force to be reckoned with!

 

[huskers1217]

wednesday could be flooding again like 2 weeks ago.

 

[huskers1217]

cot damn...140 more..this is taking forever.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

hey now! my volvo is a force to be reckoned with!

I can run you over chuckles............



Aslong as you stop, so I can catch up......

 

[chucksker]

wednesday could be flooding again like 2 weeks ago.

sweet! not the flooding part...but the rain part

 

[chucksker]

I can run you over chuckles............



Aslong as you stop, so I can catch up......

yeah...i tink me volvo would be a tad faster....

 

[huskers1217]

HH..whats the combination?

 

[HawkeyeHater]

1,2,3,4,5


1,2,3,4,5


That's something a idiot would put on his luggage

 

[HawkeyeHater]

yeah...i tink me volvo would be a tad faster....

I have me truck governed at 80........

 

[huskers1217]

shit...someone change the combination to my luggage

 

[chucksker]

I have me truck governed at 80........

waz that?

 

[huskers1217]

 

[huskers1217]

rick perry sits in his truck and slaps him if he goes 80...

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I programmed the truck so it won't let you go faster than 80......

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I programmed the truck so it won't let you go faster than 80......

rick perry sits in his truck and slaps him if he goes 80...

^^^^

 

[huskers1217]

having a car governed means it can't go over a certain speed.

uhaul does that shit with their local rentals.

 

[chucksker]

I programmed the truck so it won't let you go faster than 80......

why would you do that? i don't get it...is it so if ye drunk you wont be a dumbass and kill yourself going 120 at 4AM??

 

[huskers1217]

She's gone from suck to BLOW!!!!

 

[chucksker]

having a car governed means it can't go over a certain speed.

uhaul does that shit with their local rentals.

lols, i went 125 on beltway 8 the other day...thats the fastest ive ever gone though. i really wish i could rent out the Texas Motor Speedway for an hour or two so i could just go crazy

 

[HawkeyeHater]

why would you do that? i don't get it...is it so if ye drunk you wont be a dumbass and kill yourself going 120 at 4AM??

That's one reason.......

Another is if I let someone borrow it, they don't get to play lets see how fast it goes....

Another is I don't have to worry about not keeping track of my speed as I'm driving down the interstate....


The other is, with the new tires and different rear end the top speed was only 92 anyway........ So running 85 for a long distance would really be stressing the trans...