tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[Brasky]

I already have such bad luck that days like this have an opposite effect on me.

or at least a neutral one.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Almost got to have a threesome last night, but damn bitch was racist......

 

[huskers1217]

This bitch needs a Chuckie type threesome

Hazel Jones: I lost my virginity twice because I have TWO vaginas | Mail Online

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

That actually freaks me out

 

[iruletheskool]

it'd be fun ta alternate during the session..

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Still can't believe it though, I picked out a nice lil asian- "nope, not attracted asians", then I mention a hot lil senerita who I've been with before.. "nah, pretty much needs to be white"

I almost wanted to slap her, but i figured I should wait till I got laid first- then got drunk and forgot.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Cot damn I hate Tom Brady.......

I hope the Broncos destroy them

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I don't get excited much for NFL football games, but I am PUMPED to watch that game tomorrow night...............

 

[corn train]

I just got some pussy!

 

[sandhill_husker]

I just got some pussy!

Good going there CT.

 

[corn train]

Osbourne, on the uniform changes topic

"I'm just to the point where I don't think that you should all of a sudden make yourself into a walking billboard. So, we'll probably be pretty traditional around here."

LMAO! Love it

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

I just got some pussy!

Do they have a lot of cats in England?

 

[corn train]

Do they have a lot of cats in England?

Yes! They really get after the peanut butter traps

 

[huskers1217]

Go broncos. Fuck Brady

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

Yes! They really get after the peanut butter traps

So you are saying you're guaranteed pussy if you have a jar of peanut butter?

 

[corn train]

So you are saying you're guaranteed pussy if you have a jar of peanut butter?

Guaren fuucking teed! Just get a big dob and hook your finger once they nail it "Gotcha Bitch!" It's all over from there

 

[huskers1217]

So, yoshi just tweeted to follow courtney.osborne and called him starting safety? Do you have to at least play before you are considered a starter

 

[HawkeyeHater]

he be starting safety for today....... check back tommorow

 

[huskers1217]

I guess

 

[chucksker]

you. bastard.