tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[huskers1217]

And yes, I banging 90 year old betty white before any of them

 

[huskers1217]

Bought my tickets to Miami tonight.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Bought my tickets to Miami tonight.

Fer what

 

[huskers1217]

Husker cruise

 

[huskers1217]

mornin...

 

[Brasky]

@camyoufeelit Cameron Meredith
"Feels good to be back in Nebraska"

Nice change of pace from that feg AG "really don't want to go back to lincoln"

 

[iruletheskool]

Cam Cam Cam

 

[Skerpokes]

My girlfriend fucking talks too much

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

My girlfriend fucking talks too much

Really? Must be some rare breed of woman

 

[Skerpokes]

I'm gonna marry a mute I've decided

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

I'm gonna marry a mute I've decided

God can you imagine trying to watch a game with a woman up in your face with sign language.

I have trained my ears. I'll stick with what I got.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Sometimes ya just gotta yell at 'em.........

They'll over-react as if you just hit them or somethin...........but they'll get over it. And they'll shut up for a while too.

 

[Skerpokes]

Sometimes ya just gotta yell at 'em.........

They'll over-react as if you just hit them or somethin...........but they'll get over it. And they'll shut up for a while too.

Either that or just shove something in their mouth to shut them up......:bj:

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

 

[huskers1217]

I send me wife over to irules house during games

 

[corn train]

My wife got me a signed Lions jersey from the Suh for xmas, I don't know if he stepped on it or not, and yes I had her wear it to make sexy time before I frame it

 

[Red_Alert]

My wife got me a signed Lions jersey from the Suh for xmas, I don't know if he stepped on it or not, and yes I had her wear it to make sexy time before I frame it

You have a good wife to put that extra effort forth for you.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

My wife got me a signed Lions jersey from the Suh for xmas, I don't know if he stepped on it or not, and yes I had her wear it to make sexy time before I frame it

You be hanging out with smoke too much..........

 

[huskers1217]

Lulz...

 

[corn train]

You be hanging out with smoke too much..........

Smoke does these kinds of things? Or you mean actual smoke, which would be correct then