tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread-Part 2

[HawkeyeHater]

Fapping excessively burns a lot of calories

If that was true- I'd never gotten fat....

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

If that was true- I'd never gotten fat....

When yer on an 8,000 calorie a day diet, ye can't fap enough in 24 hours to burn it sir

 

[24seven]

Fapping excessively burns a lot of calories

Yep, and also trains the brain to think the body is young.

 

[24seven]

Just looking at this will burn calories by elevating the heart rate and releasing adrenaline...

 

[HawkeyeHater]

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Idears for me chicken breast tonight sirs...

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I want something with me buffalo sauce...

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Yes shoulda been soakin them thinks in a crock pot all day sir

 

[HawkeyeHater]

LOL @ North Platte.....

105..... with a heat index of 100.......



Atleast there be a breeze

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I went out and hit range balls in 102 index........

I was fucking drenched

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I sweat more than anybody I know though.......so that isn't really surprising

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I'm gonna get lessons this winter from some guy here who is supposed to be the best within 500 miles..... and lives here.. can't remember his name..


I like the idea of golf- but had no idea what I was doing, picked up a book- tried, got bad muscle memory- want to get decent enough to go play a round without wanting to kill somebody.... so I haven't touched a club in over 2 years.

 

[gobigred]

I have barely been outside today. Just going to work and coming home and going out to get mail. I keep procrastinating the mowing bc its too hot.

 

[24seven]

I want something with me buffalo sauce...

That's not like Bevo sauce is it?

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I sweat more than anybody I know though.......so that isn't really surprising

Had a kid in high school with some gland disorder or something- he literally sweat walking down the air conditioned hall way.... had to drink like 4 gallons of water a day or sech

 

[gobigred]

Golf sucks

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I have never taken a lesson before...........

Was a bad golfer in high school..........decided I wanted to be a good golfer after high school.............so I started youtubing videos of pros who know what they're doing.....

Most importantly, I studied their swings from start to finish, and then went out to the range every day and hit 150 balls trying to copy those swings as best as I could. Now I just plain understand what it takes to make a good golf swing, and I be a good golfer because of all of that.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

That's not like Bevo sauce is it?

Response sensitive post....... not gonna further incriminate myself, being something I said today was not perceived thee right way..

 

[huskers1217]

Quit eating that hot shit for a few weeks.

Bland diet without alcohol, coke or acidic foods... limit salt intake, flush yourself with water 3 days... I mean flush... not a few bottles of water but a few gallons...

believe it or not sir....I was born and raised in Nebraska so I like it bland as Lee's Chicken.

 

[huskers1217]

i enjoy golf en sech