T'Official HNIC unintentional comedy thread

[esls79]

Rubbish. Replace it with a 6 minute National or something else of substance.

 

[dash]

That was so cringeworthy to watch.

It's like he had nothing prepared to say and was all over the place. If anything, he made things worse.

 

[Comeds]

Transcript of Ron's speech:

"Had dreams… Two of ’em. Both had my father in ’em. It’s peculiar. I’m older now then he ever was by twenty years. So, in a sense, he’s the younger man. Anyway, the first one I don’t remember too well but, it was about meetin’ him in town somewheres and he give me some money. I think I lost it. The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin’ through the mountains of a night. Goin’ through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he rode past me and kept on goin’. Never said nothin’ goin’ by – just rode on past. And he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down. When he rode past, I seen he was carryin’ fire in a horn the way people used to do, and I-I could see the horn from the light inside of it – about the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin’ on ahead and he was fixin’ to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold. And I knew that whenever I got there, he’d be there. And then I woke up."

 

[dash]

Rubbish. Replace it with a 6 minute National or something else of substance.

Bring back Dave Hodge.

 

[blindbaby]

That was so cringeworthy to watch.

Da woist.

 

[blindbaby]

Transcript of Ron's speech:

"Had dreams… Two of ’em. Both had my father in ’em. It’s peculiar. I’m older now then he ever was by twenty years. So, in a sense, he’s the younger man. Anyway, the first one I don’t remember too well but, it was about meetin’ him in town somewheres and he give me some money. I think I lost it. The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin’ through the mountains of a night. Goin’ through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he rode past me and kept on goin’. Never said nothin’ goin’ by – just rode on past. And he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down. When he rode past, I seen he was carryin’ fire in a horn the way people used to do, and I-I could see the horn from the light inside of it – about the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin’ on ahead and he was fixin’ to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold. And I knew that whenever I got there, he’d be there. And then I woke up."

It reminded me of "the puppy speech" from Billy Madison.

 

[BGDave]

Transcript of Ron's speech:

"Had dreams… Two of ’em. Both had my father in ’em. It’s peculiar. I’m older now then he ever was by twenty years. So, in a sense, he’s the younger man. Anyway, the first one I don’t remember too well but, it was about meetin’ him in town somewheres and he give me some money. I think I lost it. The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin’ through the mountains of a night. Goin’ through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he rode past me and kept on goin’. Never said nothin’ goin’ by – just rode on past. And he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down. When he rode past, I seen he was carryin’ fire in a horn the way people used to do, and I-I could see the horn from the light inside of it – about the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin’ on ahead and he was fixin’ to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold. And I knew that whenever I got there, he’d be there. And then I woke up."

As I watched it I thought “did @Comeds write this?, then said nah @Comeds is way more entertaining

 

[mooger_35]

LOL

 

[esls79]

Grapes doesn't seem like a podcaster to me but we shall see.

 

[dash]

Grapes doesn't seem like a gobcaster to me but we shall see.

fixed.

 

[DevilishWon]

Grapes doesn't seem like a gobcaster to me

I'm going to have to disagree with you

 

[dash]

Not watching Ron Maclean tonight, but he's trending on Twitter again which I assume cant be good...

 

[puckhead]

Not watching Ron Maclean tonight, but he's trending on Twitter again which I assume cant be good...

Turned the tube on just in time for a massive case of aw shucks navel gazing over racism. As pedantic as you'd imagine.

 

[esls79]

Just make Bieska the permanent host, kick Ronnie to the curb and call it a night.

 

[dash]

Lucic and Rinaldo have scored on a HNIC game - If that isn't unintentional comedy, I don't know what is.

 

[dash]

That's two dirty hits by Macdermid tonight and not a single penalty call from the zebras. This is why fans gets frustrated watching NHL games.

 

[esls79]

That's two dirty hits by Macdermid tonight and not a single penalty call from the zebras. This is why fans gets frustrated watching NHL games.

He's good at that. He's a total plug and I hope the Kings lose every game he suits up for.

 

[dash]

Rinaldo vs. The Colonel would be a fun tilt.

Edit: 5 and a game for both, but they didn't even really fight.

 

[dash]

Kings have lost 11 straight road games,

 

[DevilishWon]

I had no idea that Chicken Parm was married to the best Granato hockey player ever.

For many years...and she's still tougher than Joey Thornton (espn swamp throwback reference for those not in the know)