tOfficial 2019 Braves season thread

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Wonder if the 1st baseman told Ortega, “you really knocked the crap out of that one.”

 

[Chewbaccer]

There you go, Acuna. Strike with a man on third with one out, atta boy.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I get the potential and all, but until they start hitting again, we're gonna have to drop Acuna, Ozzie and Freddie in the order.

We can't have the back end of the lineup getting on base only to have the top of the order leave them stranded.

Tomorrow's lineup needs to be:

1. Billy Hamilton- CF
2. Adeiny Hechavarria- 3B
3. Francisco Cervelli- C
4. Josh Donaldson- DH
5. Freddie Freeman- 1B
6. Matt Joyce- RF
7. Dansby Swanson- SS
8. Charlie Culberson- 2B
9. Ronald Acuna Jr- LF

 

[Chewbaccer]

It's disrespectful to your teammates and the fans to strikeout with a man on third with less than 2 outs. You don't need to swing for the fences there. Be a team player, shorten up, and put the God damned ball in play every God damned time in that spot.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Dansby's heel is still messed up, put him back on the DL.

 

[Chewbaccer]

He's out. CLear fan interference. Freddie has no business hitting soft popups like this. We need offense from the top of our order, not foul outs.

 

[Chewbaccer]

How about somebody show some emotion on the team? Act like you care that none of you can hit the ball other than than the scrap heap pickups?

 

[Chewbaccer]

I just love seeing our 3 and 4 hitters foul out on popups in back to back at bats.

Just lay down and die, guys.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Real college football can't get here fast enough.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Another guy we got off the scrap heap(before the season) gets a double. What's our highly paid centerpieces excuses?

 

[Chewbaccer]

THis shit has been going on for a while. I wasn't say anything until it started costing us games. It has finally caught up to us.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Either come through, or sit back down, Dansby.

Full count, at that point, try and earn a walk and hope the bastard either balks again or throws one to the backstop.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Is it OK to get pissed yet?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Another strikeout for Acuna in a big spot.

Give him a fucking day off.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

I get the potential and all, but until they start hitting again, we're gonna have to drop Acuna, Ozzie and Freddie in the order.

We can't have the back end of the lineup getting on base only to have the top of the order leave them stranded.

Tomorrow's lineup needs to be:

1. Billy Hamilton- CF
2. Adeiny Hechavarria- 3B
3. Francisco Cervelli- C
4. Josh Donaldson- DH
5. Freddie Freeman- 1B
6. Matt Joyce- RF
7. Dansby Swanson- SS
8. Charlie Culberson- 2B
9. Ronald Acuna Jr- LF

Are you fucking stupid?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Is it OK to get pissed yet?

Absolutely. There's no reason for the entire top of the order to all go cold at once. They thought their shit didn't stink, and now they can't come through for the team.

Billy Hamilton has been on base 3 times tonight.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Are you fucking stupid?

Can't do worse than the current lineup has been doing for two weeks.

If it were September, I'd give Lucas Duda a start at first.

 

[Chewbaccer]

About God damned time.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Just what we needed, another popout from Josh Donaldson.