tOfficial 2019 Braves season thread

[Chewbaccer]

Francisco Cervelli gets a one out triple. Rafael Ortega draws a clutch walk after falling behind in the count. Adeiny Hechavarria gets a sac fly. Billy Hamilton scores the game tying run.

I'm looking at the regulars a little sideways right now.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Of course the bottom of the 9th starts with a leadoff walk. Of fucking course.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Member when Swarzak was good?? Yeah he ain’t anymore

 

[Mistaken4193]

Fucking pathetic offense. And why of all our pitchers go with Swarzak and Blevins?? I get it that they are well rested but in a close game fuck that

 

[Chewbaccer]

Most pathetic game we've played all season.

I hope there's a real heart to heart on the flight home.

Let scrub pitchers dominate us in Coors Field. We piss away a great start from Julio. I don't know what the top of the order's issue is, but they need to get it straightened out ASAP. We're extremely lucky to not be 2-6 in our last 8. We had the flukiest 8 game winning streak of all time.

It's gonna be a long last month of the season if the offense doesn't get their fuckings heads out of their fucking asses.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Member when Swarzak was good?? Yeah he ain’t anymore

He’s a fucking bum now.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Member when Swarzak was good?? Yeah he ain’t anymore

He hasn't been the same since he got off the DL.

Thankfully Martin, Greene, Melancon and Jackson have came around(Martin gave up a run today, but Acuna's lack of hustle contributed, and I take any pitching stats in Coors with a grain of salt)

 

[Chewbaccer]

I don't know why I bother watching us bat anymore.

Leadoff double needs to be a run every God damn time with no exceptions. I don't care if you have to bunt twice, get him fucking over, get him fucking in.

Unclutch pussies here lately.

When we have offense, we don't have pitching. When we have pitching, we don't have offense.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

The bat problem continues in the first. 2, 3, & 4 hitters all successfully left a runner in scoring position.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Fuck off Donaldson. Leave a man standing at third, and then throw one in the stands. Way to fuck over your pitcher twice in less than an inning.

 

[Chewbaccer]

First and third, nobody out.

I'd quit trying too if I were Soroka if I were getting this shit from my teammates, why help them out when they have no interest in helping you?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Soroka sucked last year in Toronto. I don't think he likes pitching in his home country, but then again, he got royally fucked over by his offense, so he's probably not that motivated.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

What

The fuck

Is

Going on?!!

Is this where the Freddi Gonzalez style swoon starts?!

Pisses me the fuck off how the Braves play to the level of the opposition.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I hope we go 27 up, 27 down after the leadoff double. Lay down and die, boys.

0-2 to everybody.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Pathetic.

Snit's not trying to win either.

We have a DH, and our hottest two hitters are on the bench(Cerveli and Hechavarria)

 

[RubinRock]

Missed the beginning. Why did they switch pitchers?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Missed the beginning. Why did they switch pitchers?

Opener

 

[RubinRock]

Opener

What I figured when i saw there wasn’t an injury

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

I mean, DAMN.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Just close your eyes and swing, Ozzie, don't make any adjustments that might help you pull out of this slump, and absolutely don't put a bunt down the third base line with the shift on.