tOfficial 2018 Braves season thread

[Mistaken4193]

Strike 2 was a gift.

 

[Chewbaccer]

This is the deep south, princess. If you can't handle the heat and humidity, leave town.

I hate our whole fucking pitching staff. None of them can throw strikes.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Ace my ass. Fuck this pitching staff, cant even defend our home field.

 

[Chewbaccer]

And we already lost before we get a chance to hit.

Freddie and Nick need to have a real strong talk with all of these pitchers.

This is why we can't win at home.

We're always behind before we even get a chance to hit because our pitchers are pussies.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Great, their pitcher has a pron stache

 

[Chewbaccer]

Fuck it, go headhunting, throw this game away, maybe give us a shot against a depleted lineup tomorrow.

 

[Chewbaccer]

What do you say to your teammates that you just fucked over after an inning like that?

Shit like this is why I'm nervous as hell with a 6.5 game lead with 13 games left.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Allowed one hit and we're down 3-0 and already lost the game after the first inning.

FOlty is from the midwest, Newk is from New England. Maybe we only need to get pitchers who are either latin or born in the south and are used to the heat and humidity.

 

[Chewbaccer]

We account for one of those 4 losses, but we're about to be win number 16.

 

[Mistaken4193]

I aint even worried about the Phillies, Im worried about the gNats only good team they play the rest of the year is Colorado

 

[Chewbaccer]

I still don't like Ozzie batting second. Not a good situational hitter and has terrible at bats at times.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Ozzie and Freddie both chase shit pitches.

They know they have no shot with a pussy on the mound. Can't say that I blame them.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I wonder what Folty's splits are with the catchers. And there's no way Snit isn't aware of this, yet he still uses Flowers with Newk.

 

[gobigred]

I wonder what Folty's splits are with the catchers. And there's no way Snit isn't aware of this, yet he still uses Flowers with Newk.

 

[gobigred]

Mets with 4-0 lead on Fillies in 5th

 

[Chewbaccer]

Damn, Dansby had a great at bat and made solid contact, but gets nothing to show.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Bad luck getting 2 people on in front of the pitcher.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Mets with 4-0 lead on Fillies in 5th

I aint worried about them. More worried about the gNats

 

[Chewbaccer]

If Folty goes deep here, I'll forgive that first inning.

 

[Chewbaccer]

If Folty goes deep here, I'll forgive that first inning.

He struck out. Eat shit, Folty.