tOfficial 2014 spring ball thread

[Brasky]

^excessively large pic…ban him skool

Excessively small penis. Ban him from vagina skool.

 

[iruletheskool]

I don't think we need to worry about chuck getting any vaj

 

[chucksker]

got vag friday thrice, saturday twice….so fuck off

 

[iruletheskool]

get that V!


untz untz untz

 

[oaknightshockey1]

Chuck after round 2: "Shall we do it thrice?"

 

[oaknightshockey1]

But seriously congrats on that chuck

 

[iruletheskool]

officially 16.5 months strong

 

[oaknightshockey1]

Psh that's nothing. I'm getting up there and I'm not even trying...wait...

 

[iruletheskool]

in that time, I can honestly say I have tried zero times to get dat V

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I like vaginas

 

[chucksker]

Chuck after round 2: "Shall we do it thrice?"

Id be lyin if I told ya I didn't think about sayin it

 

[Brasky]

I'm trying to think of any intimate situation where saying that would have been acceptable....


Yep. All of them.

 

[Brasky]

Continuing with the bewildering stats

Over the last five seasons, the Huskers rank 17th nationally in winning percentage. But compare Nebraska to the 25 winningest programs over that span and it is by far worst in turnover margin.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Remember when Rex dropped that wide open pass for a TD against Texas?

I'm telling you.......the fucking ball is too slick.

Thank God Westerkamp has angelic hands

 

[Brasky]

It’s hard to win when you’re among the nation’s worst in turnovers. Of teams with 30 or more giveaways in 2012, only two others managed a winning record — both were 7-6.

 

[Brasky]

This is all from this link btw:

Husker turnovers: A look at Nebraska's slippery slope - Omaha.com interactive documents

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

As much as I loved Taylor, I seriously think that him being gone is gonna be like Biggs being gone from the Basketball team.

You can't have 1 guy on a team who just does his own thing......it breaks a team apart. Especially when that guy is a point guard or a quarterback.....

Tim Miles was smart enough to understand that.

 

[Brasky]

I mean I read this shit a long time ago and many of us have known about it for a while now, but that doesn't make it any less baffling. Check that, BEWILDERING.

They've never had an answer. MAYBE. JUST MAYBE this new ball will be it. Like I said it seems ridiculous, but for fuck's sake there's gotta be an answer out there.

 

[Brasky]

As much as I loved Taylor, I seriously think that him being gone is gonna be like Biggs being gone from the Basketball team.

You can't have 1 guy on a team who just does his own thing......it breaks a team apart. Especially when that guy is a point guard or a quarterback.....

Tim Miles was smart enough to understand that.

The fumbling problem didn't start or end with him under Bo Pelini. It was magnified, sure.

 

[Brasky]

If the turnover problem continues I just don't know how in gods name Bo maintains credibility.