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ducky

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I like turtles

Have you met a turtle? They are little assholes.


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mrschaney

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One time, when I was a young pubescent girl, I found a large alligator snapping turtle stuck in a square fence. We got a wheel barrel and got it out and wheeled it home and put it in a rabbit cage that was made of chicken wire. His name was to be Akili Smith. The next day, I went out to check on it and it had gotten out. The best I could figure is that Akili Smith(the turtle, not the QB) had bitten and snapped his way out of the cage, biting through the chicken wire, as the cage door was still shut and locked.
Shut and locked bitches!
 
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