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The Philadelphia Flyers 2024 Off Season Thread

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Way to load the bases, frikin Suarez. Looks like an ass-whippin in the making. Soon to be 0-7 after he juiced the bases and if he serves-up another homer.
 

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Yep, keep servin' up those runs ya flippin ragarm douchebag Pitcher. The lead is now 0-4
 

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Stott gets a homer and the Phillies begin to show up.
 

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Way to load the bases, frikin Suarez. Looks like an ass-whippin in the making. Soon to be 0-7 after he juiced the bases and if he serves-up another homer.

Yep, keep servin' up those runs ya flippin ragarm douchebag Pitcher. The lead is now 0-4

Stott gets a homer and the Phillies begin to show up.
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Well, apparently the Dildoes stayed and the Phillies went home.
 

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Fucking wild. This is why you don't ride bikes or motorcycles unless you're a kid, you have a death wish or you just absolutely don't give a shit about anything anymore. You're literally putting your life in someone else's hands and if that someone else is impaired, there's absolutely nothing you can do. Not worth it. I'd rather cruise around in my SUV or stay home. Way more protection under both scenarios.

I remember (I think) Ron White making a joke that alluded to it. If you get hit by a VOLVO, it doesn't really matter how many sit-ups you did that morning...Lol
 
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Fucking wild. This is why you don't ride bikes or motorcycles unless you're a kid, you have a death wish or you just absolutely don't give a shit about anything anymore. You're literally putting your life in someone else's hands and if that someone else is impaired, there's absolutely nothing you can do. Not worth it. I'd rather cruise around in my SUV or stay home. Way more protection under both scenarios.

I remember (I think) Ron White making a joke that alluded to it. If you get hit by a VOLVO, it doesn't really matter how many sit-ups you did that morning...Lol
Yea, Maverick, Ron White did a decent stand-up on that sort of thing. He was talking about these fools that think they can outlast a given Hurricane. "It's not that the wind is blowing, it is what the wind is blowing." If you get hit by a Volvo flying in the wind, it doesn't really matter how many sit-ups you did that morning!!" lol!
 

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Yea, Maverick, Ron White did a decent stand-up on that sort of thing. He was talking about these fools that think they can outlast a given Hurricane. "It's not that the wind is blowing, it is what the wind is blowing." If you get hit by a Volvo flying in the wind, it doesn't really matter how many sit-ups you did that morning!!" lol!
Good catch, my dude. He's talking about openly facing a hurricane (or tornado) that's carrying vehicles, which is about the same as being on a bike or motorcycle in front of idiots who are driving impaired. Both pretty damn dangerous. I wouldn't put my life in the hands of mother nature either. She can kill you real fast.
 

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Good catch, my dude. He's talking about openly facing a hurricane (or tornado) that's carrying vehicles, which is about the same as being on a bike or motorcycle in front of idiots who are driving impaired. Both pretty damn dangerous. I wouldn't put my life in the hands of mother nature either. She can kill you real fast.
Yep, Maverick. It doesn't have to be a Volvo that takes you out. Look what a piece of straw or a plastic one can do to a 2X4 in winds over 100mph! OR the wind and pressure differentials can pick you up and now you are suddenly the projectile!!

Yep, I have my motorcycle's license endorsement. I have been known to chase after drivers who don't even see me doing stupid shit and when I catch them, I have been known to let them know they are dumbass drivers with a solid punch to their driver's window that they need to wake-up.

Of course, I don't do any of this while my bike and their car are moving.
 

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Yep, Maverick. It doesn't have to be a Volvo that takes you out. Look what a piece of straw or a plastic one can do to a 2X4 in winds over 100mph! OR the wind and pressure differentials can pick you up and now you are suddenly the projectile!!

Yep, I have my motorcycle's license endorsement. I have been known to chase after drivers who don't even see me doing stupid shit and when I catch them, I have been known to let them know they are dumbass drivers with a solid punch to their driver's window that they need to wake-up.

Of course, I don't do any of this while my bike and their car are moving.
If the guy who ran them down while drunk at some point feels suicidal, that's right about where he should be, mentally.
 
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