THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL STEELERS BS THREAD..PART 13

[MISKO]

oh there you are JR

 

[Cali Steel]

Hey guys.

 

[Cali Steel]

A blonde heard that bathing in milk would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he was certain there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,
“Excuse me Ma'am, I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you actually mean 2.5 gallons?”

The blonde said,
“No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.”

The milkman asked, “I see.* Do you want it pasteurized?”

The blonde said, “No... just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.”

 

[MISKO]

lol ...corny but good

 

[Cali Steel]

lol ...corny but good

Was going to post pics of her in the tub but...........
Well, you know.

 

[JohnRandle]

 

[MISKO]

lol

 

[Cali Steel]

Got rear ended on Monday by a Sherrifs deputy driving a county vehicle.
Traffic came to a stop on the freeway, and he did not.
Well he did when he slammed into me......
Said he bent over to pick his hat up off the floor........dumb ass.

Only $7800 damage......fuck

 

[JohnRandle]

In your van?

 

[JohnRandle]

Everyone ok?

 

[MISKO]

Got rear ended on Monday by a Sherrifs deputy driving a county vehicle.
Traffic came to a stop on the freeway, and he did not.
Well he did when he slammed into me......
Said he bent over to pick his hat up off the floor........dumb ass.

Only $7800 damage......fuck

ouch are you ok?

 

[Cali Steel]

Yeah, in my work van.
I'm ok, just a little sore in the neck.
Found out my headrests expand out toward your head in the event of a rear hit.

 

[Cali Steel]

AAA won't total the van cause it's only a year old.
Hate to have a newer vehicle that gets that fucked up, and you gatt a keep it.
Always figure something else goes un noticed until later on down the road.

 

[MISKO]

glad you are ok thats the most important thing

 

[Cali Steel]

Thanks misk. Appreciate that.

 

[JohnRandle]

AAA won't total the van cause it's only a year old.
Hate to have a newer vehicle that gets that fucked up, and you gatt a keep it.
Always figure something else goes un noticed until later on down the road.

Yeah, the damage has to be like 75 or 80% of the total value for a total loss.
They said mine had $13,000. in damages, and total loss was $15,600.(after a lot of arguing and showing them comparable trucks prices)

 

[Cali Steel]

So they just totaled yours jr?

 

[Cali Steel]

I was told in the 70% range also.

 

[JohnRandle]

So they just totaled yours jr?

Yeah. But I'm buying one a couple years older, with less miles.

 

[Cali Steel]

Well I have a fucking Prius for a rental, while they are trying to find me a van.........