The Official 10000 posts for a Husker Conference Championship Thread

[Red_Alert]

Been thar.

$20, all the titties and puntang you can handle. All the beer you can bring.

There are some nasty ass women in there, but there are some 20 year old chicks that are hot as shit.

Haven't been there since a buddies bachelor party about 10 years ago. We planned to go there after the casino, but my buddy was too sloshed to get in, so we just went straight to the Playhouse.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Haven't been there since a buddies bachelor party about 10 years ago. We planned to go there after the casino, but my buddy was too sloshed to get in, so we just went straight to the Playhouse.

It was 8 years ago for me. Same deal. Bachelor party.

Went to the casino and let them talk me into playing Black Jack. Dealer hit 19 or better every hand I played. Lost $100 in 5 minutes.

Then we went to let women rub their boobs on our faces to make up for it.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I refuse to play Black Jack anymore.

I know the odds. I know the percentages. I've gambled for years and years. I've played a lot of poker, so I know how to "count" cards to an extent.

But every time I play Black Jack, the Dealer just fucking rakes. I can't do that game.

 

[popeyecv64]

weeeeeell I will be in Omaha the whole month of this month November dudes

I have seen a lot of mammmories
but never tire of the site of them
its a deal then
we all meet up and lurk at breasticles at a set place then !!

 

[Red_Alert]

I refuse to play Black Jack anymore.

I know the odds. I know the percentages. I've gambled for years and years. I've played a lot of poker, so I know how to "count" cards to an extent.

But every time I play Black Jack, the Dealer just fucking rakes. I can't do that game.

Learn craps

Best odds you'll get.

You can bet on the shooter or the house, so if you're on a cold table, bet against the shooters.

Just don't brag about it out loud. lulz.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Learn craps

Best odds you'll get.

You can bet on the shooter or the house, so if you're on a cold table, bet against the shooters.

Just don't brag about it out loud. lulz.

That's all I play is craps

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

First time I ever played Craps I obviously had zero idea what I was doing. Most complicated game at the Casina by far.

So the dice comes to me and my buddy is like, "just throw it down there somewhere.....make sure you keep them on the table and land them on that end of the table."

I rolled something like a dozen 7's and 11's in a row. People were all pumped up and started throwing $25 chips at me. I'm standing there like, "wtf is going on??? I'm not even betting anything and I'm getting paid to just throw these fucking dice."

I made some Chinese guy thousands of dollars.

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

Anyone watching the Arkansas Ole Miss game? Flipped over to it and Bielema's wearing red pants and a red windbreaker. Thought the Pillsbury dough boy had a horrible sunburn.

 

[popeyecv64]

First time I ever played Craps I obviously had zero idea what I was doing. Most complicated game at the Casina by far.

So the dice comes to me and my buddy is like, "just throw it down there somewhere.....make sure you keep them on the table and land them on that end of the table."

I rolled something like a dozen 7's and 11's in a row. People were all pumped up and started throwing $25 chips at me. I'm standing there like, "wtf is going on??? I'm not even betting anything and I'm getting paid to just throw these fucking dice."

I made some Chinese guy thousands of dollars.

whenever I landed in Vegas always played the BlackJack tables and did well --sat at the end of the row of dealings

 

[popeyecv64]

Anyone watching the Arkansas Ole Miss game? Flipped over to it and Bielema's wearing red pants and a red windbreaker. Thought the Pillsbury dough boy had a horrible sunburn.

it appears that he was bobbing for french fries --LOL !!

 

[popeyecv64]

Anyone watching the Arkansas Ole Miss game? Flipped over to it and Bielema's wearing red pants and a red windbreaker. Thought the Pillsbury dough boy had a horrible sunburn.

tied 14 all LOL !!

 

[popeyecv64]

lets all LOL !! @ Iowa
down 17 ta 14 to Indiana ??

 

[iruletheskool]

I like CJ Beathard

come at me

 

[popeyecv64]

I like CJ Beathard

come at me

I really think the ball came out before the plane was broke

buuuut whatever

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Morgan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stevenson

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Let's don't start with these penalties now

 

[popeyecv64]

Let's don't start with these penalties now

if you startwiff penalties and all you start with noottin

all these zebras do is run around the fald and caal on Huskrs

they is a bunch of dunks and dunks

 

[occupant]

I KNEW YALL COULD DO IT!

NOW DO IT AGAIN!!!

 

[HuskerPower52]

We are the best team in the world

 

[NE1tm2nv]

Missouri is a racist skool.

A group of black football players will not participate in football activities until the University prez steps down.