The new footy thread

[jstewismybastardson]

30 shots taken by Honduras lol

 

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/Damn it FIFA

 

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That wasn't a bad bicycle kick by Flores (I saw it live last night and thought damn, nice try)

 

[jstewismybastardson]

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/Damn it FIFA

i guess FIFA didnt get their gift basket OR free tshirt

 

[jstewismybastardson]

this is going to be the greatest documentary of all time I think

winter is coming

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Also, OJ Simpson pledges to find culprit of 1994 double homicide in Brentwood.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

It's goal.com, but pretty decent look at how injuries to Barca's rivals have helped them along the way, up to and including Chiellini: Robben, Ribery, Ramos, James, Modric, now Chiellini injuries helping Barcelona to the treble - Goal.com

 

[BGDave]

FIFA is like an onion (or at least their officials like to cite 'The Onion')

FIFA has layers?

(Shrek reference)

 

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FIFA has layers?

(Shrek reference)

I think it's funny how Jack Warner refers to the Onion as "the paper" - Newspapers contain facts.

/So I Married an Axe Murderer reference

 

[forty_three]

i guess FIFA didnt get their gift basket OR free tshirt

I kept the 12 million they gave me to let them have a T-shirt. But I forgot to mail the shirt.

 

[BGDave]

^^
Corrupt

 

[jstewismybastardson]

well with that kind of proviso, looks like Pirlo aint coming to MLS

 

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Buffon will have to steal one tomorrow...

/I was watching a show on Sportsnet last night that was picking the starting 11 for Italy all-time, Pirlo made the squad, but they went with Dino Zoff instead of Buffon between the pipes.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Buffon will have to steal one tomorrow...

/I was watching a show on Sportsnet last night that was picking the starting 11 for Italy all-time, Pirlo made the squad, but they went with Dino Zoff instead of Buffon between the pipes.

I don't care who makes the squad as long as they're all required to sport Roberto Baggio ponytail mullets.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

frankly i always thought Zoff and Buffon were the same guy

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I don't care who makes the squad as long as they're all required to sport Roberto Baggio ponytail mullets.

it was actually a "permed fade with a rat tail" ... thats the technical term they use at supercuts

/i say that as i caress it over my shoulder at my desk

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

it was actually a "permed fade with a rat tail" ... thats the technical term they use at supercuts

/i say that as i caress it over my shoulder at my desk

I just call it EPIC!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Buffon will have to steal one tomorrow...

/I was watching a show on Sportsnet last night that was picking the starting 11 for Italy all-time, Pirlo made the squad, but they went with Dino Zoff instead of Buffon between the pipes.

No love for Toldo?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

No love for Toldo?

my EYE-talian cousins had a popular saying for him ... "Toldo ... mostrare cul par soldo" (shows his ass for money) ... a bit harsh for the hometown boy (Padua) but it was a catchy rhyme

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

my EYE-talian cousins had a popular saying for him ... "Toldo ... mostrare cul par soldo" (shows his ass for money) ... a bit harsh for the hometown boy (Padua) but it was a catchy rhyme

LMAO.

Italy at the time were spoiled for choice at keeper with Gigi, Toldo and (to a lesser extent) Abbiati, much like Spain were during their reign of terror with Iker, Reina and Valdes. Don't know if we'll ever see one country producing as much GK talent as those two did at those times again.