The My Vibe Thread

[Southieinnc]

Just discussed that with regards to another employee that is stealing food from the refrigerator.

I rubbed some hand sanitizer on a few bottles so that it will leave a film. Next week I will ask the known thief "D" if he wants to know the prank I pulled on Bubba. Then I will tell him I have been Mushroom Stamping all of his Mountain Dews.
Sit back and watch him squirm.




Mushroom Stamping = Rubbing the head of your dick on something and leaving a little shmeg, typically a soda can, for an unsuspecting victim to then put to their mouth.

Remind me not to piss you off!

 

[nefansince75]

Just discussed that with regards to another employee that is stealing food from the refrigerator.

I rubbed some hand sanitizer on a few bottles so that it will leave a film. Next week I will ask the known thief "D" if he wants to know the prank I pulled on Bubba. Then I will tell him I have been Mushroom Stamping all of his Mountain Dews.
Sit back and watch him squirm.




Mushroom Stamping = Rubbing the head of your dick on something and leaving a little shmeg, typically a soda can, for an unsuspecting victim to then put to their mouth.

I get the joke, but if you aren't careful you might become the "mushroom stamping guy". Now I generally don't care what people think about me, but there are limits.

Even though you didn't actually do it, if you did a good job pulling it off, the perception could be that "not actually doing it" becomes questionable.

 

[Southieinnc]

I get the joke, but if you aren't careful you might become the "mushroom stamping guy". Now I generally don't care what people think about me, but there are limits.

Even though you didn't actually do it, if you did a good job pulling it off, the perception could be that "not actually doing it" becomes questionable.

Not to mention, that is considered biological warfare......

 

[Southieinnc]

Spent some time this morning learning how to process a whole alligator.
I hope to go alligator hunting this fall during the Georgia season.
Alligator meat is lean, high in protein, and no cholesterol. Oh, and it tastes good.

 

[BigKen]

Oh, and it tastes good.

That's what the alligator is saying about you.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Gator really does taste like chicken. At least the ways I've had it served. I've had it in a stew and on a stick. Would be interesting to hear how many ways you come up with to prepare it @Southieinnc

 

[Southieinnc]

That's what the alligator is saying about you.

I might be a little on the tough side for anything under 8"

 

[YankeeRebel]

Sorry guys little late, busy.

Gimme Five, Your five favorite movies.

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Sorry guys little late, busy.

Gimme Five, Your five favorite movies.

In no particular order...

Best Western - Tombstone. Unforgiven a close second.

Best Spy Thriller - The last Mission Impossible. Cruise does some incredible stunts.

Best Comedy - History of the World Part 1. I actually haven't seen it in a while and it may not have aged well, but, hey. Mel Brooks.

Best SciFi - The Original Star Wars.

Best War Movie - Saving Private Ryan, 12 Strong and Inglorious Bastards.

 

[BigKen]

Best Action - Beekeeper

Best Western - Unforgiven, Quigley Down Under, Tombstone

Best War - We Were Soldiers (As close to real as it was)

Best Mentally Challenged - The Accountant

Best Sci-Fi - First Star Wars

Best Comedy - Animal House, Big Lebowski

Best Romantic - Pretty Woman

Sorry, numerically challenged today.

 

[YankeeRebel]

My Five Movies.

Big Fish

Perks of being a wallflower.

Braveheart

Scent of a woman

Good Will Hunting