The Bandit Dynasty League Thread

[HaroldSeattle]

Unreal, didn't even get him for a full half

Now Mason is on IR also, wow talk about bad timing on a trade.

 

[Yellow Fuzzies]

@leftypower
countered

 

[Bandit]

Damn Monkey that shit is brutal. I'm sure it happened in multiple leagues with people trading for McCaffrey and Mason, but that just sucks, especially since you don't have Guerendo and the guy that does has him will be in the playoffs and needs a running back.

 

[leftypower]

@leftypower
countered

Done deal - I send Pollard/Fout 2nd/Treff 3rd for Fuzzy's 1st/Ray Ray - BTW - I knew that would be the counter so all good.

 

[Barilko]

Reminds of the time I did a big deal way back when in D1 way before the sex crap with @TREFF for Watson

He then ripped is knee or ankle apart before I even got to play him

 

[leftypower]

Now Mason is on IR also, wow talk about bad timing on a trade.

Monkey gets the double whammy

I just sent Pollard to Fuzzy - let's see how long he last, though he may not have been with me long enough to be cursed.

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Most likely be a long time before I make any moves like that again. Fucked up my rebuild and my playoff push all in one click of "accept"

 

[leftypower]

Most likely be a long time before I make any moves like that again. Fucked up my rebuild and my playoff push all in one click of "accept"

Not sure what to say man, other than it certainly looked like the right move to make at the time. ... welcome to my world.

 

[TREFF]

Gonna be a close one Treff.

Well fuck. Welcome back to the battle for the #1

 

[Bandit]

Well fuck. Welcome back to the battle for the #1

Well if I told you that Nick Chubb would have 21 yards rushing and 0 touchdowns rushing you would have thought there was no chance he would score enough to beat you.

 

[Bandit]

Well Dad, you still managed to kill McCaffery again even when he isn't on your roster. Perfect timing too because Monkey was going to pass my season high score this week.

It's my fault for posting this shit since Dan and Jerry Jeudy just blew it away anyway.

 

[leftypower]

It's my fault for posting this shit since Dan and Jerry Jeudy just blew it away anyway.

I just wonder what his asking price is for him now - couple of yrs ago it was 'at least' two 1sts - price has to have gone up after last night.

 

[TREFF]

I just wonder what his asking price is for him now - couple of yrs ago it was 'at least' two 1sts - price has to have gone up after last night.

was thinking the same thing.

Great, that's all he needs is justification that he was right not to sell low. Doesn't matter that it took 3+ years, and for a real NFL team to give up on him, for that sliver of justification

 

[Bandit]

Alright, this time I sent the email first, but here you go:

In Bandit’s Dynasty League the teams are pretty much decided but the seeds still have some wiggle room.

#1 seed – The Year of the Bandit (me) 10-3, 1905.46 points and clinched the Punch Yo Momma in Da Mouth division. More points than Treff. Has clinched a first round bye and can either end up the #1 or #2 seed. Clinches the #1 seed with a win, a Treff win, and ending up with more points than Treff or a win and a Treff loss or they both lose and he ends up with more points than Treff.

#2 seed – Raider Nation (Treff) 10-3, 1869.16 points and already clinched the Trans Am division. Has also already clinched a bye and can end up the #1 seed or the #2 seed. Clinches the #1 seed if he wins and Bandit loses or if they both either win or lose and he ends up with more points than Bandit.

#3 seed – Fuzzy Wuzzy (Fuzzy) 8-5, 1714.1 points and already clinched the Snowman – East Bound and Down division. Will be the #3 seed.

#4 seed – King of the World (Dan) 8-5, 1819.56 points. More points than Tim. Can end up the #4 or #5 seed. Clinches the #4 seed if he beats Tim this week. Clinches the #5 seed if he loses to Tim this week because Tim would move up the #4 seed.

#5 seed - Fighting Irish (Tim) 8-5, 1628.6 points. Less points than Dan. Can end up the #4 seed, #5 seed, or #6 seed. Can clinch the #4 seed if he beats Dan this week. Can clinch the #5 seed if he loses to Dan and Monkey loses. Can also clinch the #5 seed if he loses, Monkey wins, but Tim ends up with more points than Monkey. Can clinch the #6 seed if he loses, Monkey wins, and Monkey ends up with more points than Tim.

#6 seed - Smoking Monkey (Monkey) 7-6, 1623.46 points. Can end up the #5 seed or the #6 seed. Clinches the #5 seed if he wins, Tim loses, and he ends up with more points than Tim. Clinches the #6 seed in pretty much any other scenario.

#7 seed (6th pick in 2025 draft) – Crimson Machine (AJ) 6-7 with 1469.46 points. Only 6-7 team. Out of the playoff race but in the consolation bracket.

#8 seed (5th pick in 2025 draft) – Leftypower (Dad) 5-8, 1546.14 points. Out of the playoff race but in the consolation bracket.

#9 seed (4th pick in 2025 draft) - The Wrecking Crew (Doug) 5-8 with 1510.74 points. Out of the playoff race but in the consolation bracket.

#10 seed (3rd pick in 2025 draft) - Fout n Fout (JD) 5-8 with 1494.7 points. Out of the playoff race but in the consolation bracket.

#11 seed (2nd pick in 2025 draft) - Clemson (Scott C.) 4-9 with 1559.98 points. There is a very small chance that Scott could gain the 64 points needed on Monkey for the #6 seed, but not likely. Right now would not qualify for the consolation bracket but easily can with a win.

#12 seed – (1st pick in 2025 draft) Lucifer Hammer (Harold) 2-11 with 1264.98 points. Has Ashton Jeanty already locked into his queue with the first pick guaranteed next year. Will not qualify for the consolation bracket.

 

[leftypower]

And on to the rebuild goes lefty - the official end to the run at the top (it was a good ride though). ....

 

[Bandit]

So going into the Monday night game everything is pretty much clinched except who ends up the #4 seed and who ends up the #5 seed, but it doesn't matter because those same guys are going to be playing each other again next week either way. I will end up with the #1 seed, Treff will be the #2 seed, Fuzzy will be the #3 seed, either Dan or Tim will be the #4 or #5 seed and Monkey will be the #6 seed. So next week it will be Fuzzy vs. Monkey and Dan vs. Tim with Bandit choosing which of those teams that wins in the first round he wants to play in the semi-finals and Treff playing the other one. The losers of the first round winners bracket matchups will move down into the consolation bracket and play the two winners from that bracket's first round matchups.

In the consolation bracket it will be AJ vs. Dad and Scott vs. Doug in the first round. JD and Harold will be the two not in this year. The picks will be locked after this week though, the consolation results have no bearing on the draft picks next year so it will be:

1st pick - Harold (Lucifer Hammer)
2nd pick - JD (Fout n Fout)
3rd pick - Dad (Leftypower)
4th pick - Doug (The Wrecking Crew)
5th pick - Scott C (Clemson)
6th pick - AJ (Crimson Machine)

I think this is the first year that all four first rounders that have been traded are from teams that are in the playoffs.

 

[TREFF]

I will end up with the #1 seed, Treff will be the #2 seed,

now just hold yer wad there fella.

Burrows throws a pick, and gets hurt on the first play, Browning serves a 36.5 burger to Chase..it COULD happen!

 

[leftypower]

1st pick - Harold (Lucifer Hammer)
2nd pick - JD (Fout n Fout)
3rd pick - Dad (Leftypower)
4th pick - Doug (The Wrecking Crew)
5th pick - Scott C (Clemson)
6th pick - AJ (Crimson Machine)

I like it. .... so I'm the final seed in the consolation bracket and my 1st and 2nd RD picks are high enough to get something - jury is still out on the other 1sts. Not to wish anything bad on anyone, but I would not be upset if Fuzzy and Monkey made quick exits. .....

 

[TREFF]

I like it. .... so I'm the final seed in the consolation bracket and my 1st and 2nd RD picks are high enough to get something - jury is still out on the other 1sts. Not to wish anything bad on anyone, but I would not be upset if Fuzzy and Monkey made quick exits. .....

I wouldn't mind that either, their teams scare me more than "the others"

 

[leftypower]

I wouldn't mind that either, their teams scare me more than "the others"

It looks like they play one another in the 1st RD (3 vs 6) - they both can't win. ...