The Bandit Dynasty League Thread

[SmokingMonkey]

I'm just saying, this was an actual starting lineup in the championship game two years ago:

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2 years ago..13-1...MF'er... unbelievable

The fantasy football wonderlic test... which of the following rosters won this playoff matchup in 2022?

Only real ones will know

 

[TREFF]

Lefty and I consummated a deal

I get
Mike Evans, and D. Carr

Lefty gets
Chris Godwin
Bryce Young
Wandale Robinson
And my '25 #3

Lefty shaves 3 years off of the TB Buc WR swap, gets a former 1.1 QB with signs of competency beginning to peak through, and a 23 year old slot machine- if they ever get a QB in NYG.

I get an upgrade over the Jets version of D. Adams, and a QB2 who, hopefully, wouldn't be the reason I lose if I'm ever forced to play him.

Now to fill out my roster hole, my Dylan Laube hole, my Cooper Rush and Trey Lance hole.. with more, different, new, garbage tomorrow

 

[SmokingMonkey]

I've refreshed this page an unhealthy number of times in anticipation of the playoff scenarios that I could've just looked them up and figured them out myself, but now that I'm getting older I've become more patient and will wait for the recap....

 

[Bandit]

I've refreshed this page an unhealthy number of times in anticipation of the playoff scenarios that I could've just looked them up and figured them out myself, but now that I'm getting older I've become more patient and will wait for the recap....

We are doing Thanksgiving at my house today. This one takes a little longer because I email it along with posting it here, but it will be done later tonight.

 

[SmokingMonkey]

We are doing Thanksgiving at my house today. This one takes a little longer because I email it along with posting it here, but it will be done later tonight.

no rush at all, thx for the timeline

enjoy the family Thanksgiving!

 

[TREFF]

no rush at all, thx for the timeline

enjoy the family Thanksgiving!

what I wouldn't give for a good smoked ham instead of another damned dry assed turkey

 

[Yellow Fuzzies]

what I wouldn't give for a good smoked ham instead of another damned dry assed turkey

We picked up a spiral Honey Baked ham yesterday.

 

[TREFF]

We picked up a spiral Honey Baked ham yesterday.

nice, better than a turkey..but no honey for me
Not sure why but I just cant' do sweet with savory..I'm very boring

 

[leftypower]

what I wouldn't give for a good smoked ham instead of another damned dry assed turkey

You should try a wet-assed turkey they are way more flavorful .....

 

[Bandit]

Alright guys, here are your playoff scenarios in this one and this is where we stack up right now:

#1 seed Treff 10-2 already clinched the division of ineptitude and a first round bye. Will either be the #1 seed or the #2 seed no matter what.

#2 seed Bandit 9-3 and has clinched a playoff birth. Can clinch the division with a win this week or in week 14. Needs Treff to lose a game to have a shot at the #1 seed.

#3 seed Fuzzy 8-4 and has clinched the East Bound and Down division unless Monkey can win the next two, Fuzzy loses the next two, and Monkey gains 151 points on him in two weeks so not very likely.

#4 seed The Fighting Irish 8-4 and only 8-4 wild card team

#5 seed King of the World 7-5 and only 7-5 wild card team

#6 seed Leftypower 5-7 with 1451.2 points which is the most of the otherwise non-qualified playoff teams. Would need to stay ahead of all the other non-playoff team on points because he can't qualify with record.

#7 seed Monkey 6-6 with 1439.52 points. Can still qualify with record if he wins two and King of the World loses two or he can gain the 12 points needed to pass Lefty in points.

#8 seed Clemson 3-9 with 1425.76 points. Has to qualify on points, but is only 26 points out of the playoffs right now.

#9 seed The Wrecking Crew 5-7 with 1408.66 points. Has to qualify on points, but is only 43 points out of the playoffs right now.

#10 seed Crimson Machine 5-7 with 1359.94 points. Has the best record of the teams not in the playoff hunt.

#11 seed Fout n Fout 4-8 with 1366.7 points. 2nd best record of the teams not in the playoff hunt.

#12 seed Harold 2-10 with 1135.22 points. Has Ashton Jeanty already locked into his queue with the first pick guaranteed next year.

Just a reminder on how the playoffs will work this year. The only two teams not participating in the post-season are the teams that finish #11 and #12 in the standings. In the first week of the playoffs, the #1 and #2 seeds get a bye. 3 plays 6 and 4 plays 5 in the winners bracket. There will also be a consolation bracket where 7 plays 10 and 8 plays 9. Then in playoff week 2 of the winners bracket the #1 seed gets to choose who his opponent will be from the teams that won week 1 and the #2 seed will play the other team. The losers of the 3 vs 6 and the 4 vs 5 matchups will go down to the consolation bracket with the lowest remaining seed playing the highest remaining seed and the other two teams playing each other. In playoff week 3 the winners of the winner's bracket games play each other for the championship and the losers play each other to see who finishes 3rd and who finishes 4th while the two winners in the consolation bracket will play each other for the consolation bracket championship. The payouts are as follows:

1st place - $370
2nd place - $190
3rd place - $125
4th place - $90
winner of the consolation bracket - $75
highest single week score $50

 

[HaroldSeattle]

@leftypower and @SmokingMonkey do a big deal.

 

[SmokingMonkey]

not sure if this is a good strategy but I pivoted from a rebuild to a feisty contender over the course of the last few weeks so figured I'd lean in.

For the canadian lurker....

I send Pollard, Spears, Mooney, 2025 1st to Lefty
Lefty sends CMC, Mason, Adonai Mitchell, 2025 3rd to me

 

[leftypower]

not sure if this is a good strategy but I pivoted from a rebuild to a feisty contender over the course of the last few weeks so figured I'd lean in.

For the canadian lurker....

I send Pollard, Spears, Mooney, 2025 1st to Lefty
Lefty sends CMC, Mason, Adonai Mitchell, 2025 3rd to me

Quick and easy last minute trade idea. ... probably moved on a yr or two early much like with the King, but it was time to start gathering some youth or is it yutes ? guess we'll see.

 

[TREFF]

it was time to start gathering some youth or is it yutes ?

Depends on wether you're from the upper East coast or not.

Nice deal

 

[Bandit]

Well Dad, you still managed to kill McCaffery again even when he isn't on your roster. Perfect timing too because Monkey was going to pass my season high score this week.

 

[leftypower]

Well Dad, you still managed to kill McCaffery again even when he isn't on your roster. Perfect timing too because Monkey was going to pass my season high score this week.

Unfortunately, that would be the first thing I've done 'right' in this league this yr - although I didn't get much from the guys I traded for either. .....

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Unreal, didn't even get him for a full half

 

[Bandit]

Gonna be a close one Treff.

 

[TREFF]

Gonna be a close one Treff.

All my rosters just didn't show up this week.. pathetic.

And now I need to cheer the god damned Broncos D to squeeze a W out here.. hate that

 

[leftypower]

Unreal, didn't even get him for a full half

Guess I cursed you back on that one - Still, silver lining is that: 1) you didn't need him this week anyway; and 2) he and Mason each out-scored all the guys you gave up to get them. ...