The Bandit Dynasty League Thread

[TREFF]

The Leftypower Plague of 2024 (Monkey’s Curse)
Just to expand on Bandit’s blame game. …..
Week 1 – Hey, why not start it off with a real ball-buster - McCaffery is a late day scratch with calf issue which turned into weeks 1 thru 9.
Week 2 – Pacheco leaves the game with leg injury. Later determined as a broken fibula, to IR (yet to be cleared). Jordan Love (groin) in game out for 3 weeks.
Week 4 – R. Rice suffers in game broken leg (from his own damn QB) while going for a fumble. Out for season – and suspension looming next yr.
Week 7 – Aiyuk suffers in game injury (later determined to be ACL+) – out for season. M. Evans suffers in game hammy injury – out for next 4 games? Footnote: with my WR crew totally decimated, made a trade of J. Conner for D. Johnson who promptly get traded to Ravens? (1 catch over 3 games. WTF - There where certainly much nicer places to go than be a backup for Flowers – screw me).
Week 8 – Diggs suffers in game injury torn ACL – out for season.
Week 9 – QB’s Lawrence and Dak suffer in game injuries – why list them ? Well they just happen to be the QB’s for both my TE’s. The curse stretches beyond my specific players as well.
Week 10 (post game) – Traded A. Jones/T. Chandler for A. Mattison/Z. White
Week 11 – Ferguson concussed after one catch. Mattison (ankle) and White (quad) suffer in game injuries extent unknown at this time. …

So, as of now my WR room, consist of; A. Mitchell (draft), L. McCaffery (draft), R. Pearsall (draft), K. Boutte (ww), D. Vele (ww) and perhaps Evans.
As a result of all that, there is zero sympathy coming from here for anyone else’s lineup problems.

Down goes Brian Robinson in their opening drive

Edit- my bad..2nd drive

 

[TREFF]

Down goes Brian Robinson in their opening drive

Edit- my bad..2nd drive

No worries he came back

 

[leftypower]

No worries he came back

yes back but WAS sure looks like shit against the 'Boys so far. ...

 

[leftypower]

And just when thought it may be safe to go back into the water. ......
Robinson exited Sunday's game against the Cowboys a second time due to an ankle injury.
See it just didn't matter, the golden horseshoe I had up my ass for 2 years has turned into a gerbil

 

[TREFF]

And just when thought it may be safe to go back into the water. ......
Robinson exited Sunday's game against the Cowboys a second time due to an ankle injury.
See it just didn't matter, the golden horseshoe I had up my ass for 2 years has turned into a gerbil

 

[leftypower]

Damn, that's a really good one - love the candle on his head - explains the burning sensation I get down there. .... added it to my library

 

[leftypower]

Replace 'Hit' with TD and that sums up my week here. ..... and it came from a last minute backup TE. Too bad the season isn't longer - I could be inline for that 1st pick. ..

 

[TREFF]

Look at that Treff - going all in on his Raiders - - must feel good about the changes being made there. .... BTW - I have 2 broken ones I'll send you back.

well I certainly didn't have Sincere McCormick- who was on of 'my guys' as an UDFA last year, and has been on the Raiders practice squad for 2 years now, leapfrogging the drafted Dylan Laube.

I mean, IMHO, McCormick SHOULD have been the RB2 behind White and Mattison could bugger off, from the get go- but kind of surprising.

At least it makes the choices on roster moves simpler come Tuesday/Wednesday

 

[SmokingMonkey]

well I certainly didn't have Sincere McCormick- who was on of 'my guys' as an UDFA last year, and has been on the Raiders practice squad for 2 years now, leapfrogging the drafted Dylan Laube.

I mean, IMHO, McCormick SHOULD have been the RB2 behind White and Mattison could bugger off, from the get go- but kind of surprising.

At least it makes the choices on roster moves simpler come Tuesday/Wednesday

Laube stuck on special teams, was surprised they didn't work him in just a little at the very least

 

[leftypower]

well I certainly didn't have Sincere McCormick- who was on of 'my guys' as an UDFA last year, and has been on the Raiders practice squad for 2 years now, leapfrogging the drafted Dylan Laube.
I mean, IMHO, McCormick SHOULD have been the RB2 behind White and Mattison could bugger off, from the get go- but kind of surprising.
At least it makes the choices on roster moves simpler come Tuesday/Wednesday

You go for it, my man. ... I'm officially a seller of damn near everyone at this point. ... time for a fresh start. Moved on from: Diggs (IR), Aiyuk (IR), A. Jones/Chandler, K. Miller (IR), Lazard (IR), B. Allen, Conner, K. Allen, and a number of other guys this yr. .... and I have a handful of trash and picks to show for it. ..... may as well make it a clean sweep

 

[Bandit]

Well I got Barkley'd in this league which will probably end up costing me a shot at the 1 seed. Fuck that guy.

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Well I got Barkley'd in this league which will probably end up costing me a shot at the 1 seed. Fuck that guy.

1 seed never wins this thing, you lucked out here

 

[leftypower]

Trade block updates - FIRE SALE. Some really nice pieces for those playoff bound - just saying. ...

 

[TREFF]

Trade block updates - FIRE SALE. Some really nice pieces for those playoff bound - just saying. ...

 

[TREFF]

Trade block updates - FIRE SALE. Some really nice pieces for those playoff bound - just saying. ...

i rummaged through the couch cushions sent you a lil sumpin sumpin- could be pointless, could be up your alley- we shall see

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Trade block updates - FIRE SALE. Some really nice pieces for those playoff bound - just saying. ...

Batter up!

 

[Bandit]

Trade block updates - FIRE SALE. Some really nice pieces for those playoff bound - just saying. ...

Right now if the season ended, you would be in the playoffs. I know you don't think you have a shot, but strange things happen in the playoffs of this league.

 

[leftypower]

Right now if the season ended, you would be in the playoffs. I know you don't think you have a shot, but strange things happen in the playoffs of this league.

I love the optimism (thanks for that) - I just don't really have any at this point. Even if I did somehow sneak in - it would be a one and done ($00) so that's where I'm coming from.

 

[Bandit]

I love the optimism (thanks for that) - I just don't really have any at this point. Even if I did somehow sneak in - it would be a one and done ($00) so that's where I'm coming from.

I'm just saying, this was an actual starting lineup in the championship game two years ago:

 

[TREFF]

I'm just saying, this was an actual starting lineup in the championship game two years ago:

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2 years ago..13-1...MF'er... unbelievable