Okay Neal Brown. Time to call the rest of this game like you aren't the garbage offensive coordinator that you are. No more draws on third and long, no more home runs when you could just go for the first down unless they give it to you. Time to take what the defense gives you. This defense is giving you every opportunity to win this game, but here you are continually shitting the bed and setting TCU's offense up with great field position.
Can I please, please, please become the offensive coordinator? I'm pretty sure I could draw up better play calling with my fucking video game experience than this fucking moron that runs the show.