Super Hero...Super Lame

[SLY]

lol

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Here's the latest.

The Devil is an intensely proud New Jersey native. He wears a plasma coated sleeveless t-shirt to show off the tattoos he got when he was drunk. He drinks a special elixir made of energy drinks and cheap vodka, and it powers his secret weapon, the T-Top Camaro Involuntary Manslaughter Attack. He is used to success, so much so that he has taken the last 7 springs off to rest. When he's not getting mugged on his way to the Prudential Center, he enjoys making the New York Ranger his personal bitch.

 

[SLY]

Did you make that up, or is there a spoof site? lol

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Did you make that up, or is there a spoof site? lol

I pulled it directly out of my ass.

 

[SLY]

hmm... that pitchfork must've hurt.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

hmm... that pitchfork must've hurt.

It came out sideways!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

The Islander is one of the more unbalanced of the Guardians, you never know what he's going to bring to the table. He has been known to dominate villains and destroy foes with ease in the past, but also has for some strange reason flat out given his enemies weapons, help, and free superpowers with little or nothing in return. There have been talks of him relocating to a new lair, as he and his henchmen are currently residing in a makeshift lean-to behind an Applebees. He possesses the super power of being able to give the lazy and crippled lifetime insurance policies and pensions. Also, the Guardians are kind of a restricted club so nobody can find out he's Jewish.

 

[elocomotive]

That brings back memories of my alternate SN at the Swamp... The_Gortons_Fisherman. He posted threads that mostly centered around fried cod.

 

[SLY]

lmao

 

[elocomotive]

It still works. Check out the swamp. hahaha.

 

[mattola]

New Guardian folks... the Oiler! (such clever names)

Here's his description:


Note to Stan Lee - Out of control oil.... LIIIIIIIIITTLE bit of a sensitive spot right now. Also sounds like he's got a Weight problem. I mean that literally - it sounds like he ate Doug Weight.

I thought his name was the Oiler not Keith Tkachuk

 

[elocomotive]

10 minutes until a new reveal, can you stand the excitement?

 

[IPostedWhat]

The Maple Leaf is the largest of all the Guardians. A fact made more obvious when he "grows" infinitely larger as the need arises. His body is composed entirely of wood; essentially he is a living breathing maple tree. Large roots that shoot from his feet enable him to secure himself to any surface by penetrating and forming a foothold. His branches can stretch from his forearms allowing him to snatch up the enemy or grasp innocent victims in harm’s way. He fires sticky "sap" bombs from his fingertips that trap his opponents like an insect in amber.

On top of all of this, the Maple Leaf has the super ability of chlorokinesis, basically allowing him to communicate with the plant world. The Maple Leaf, or “Trunk” as the rest of the Guardians know him, is one of the funniest of the Guardians. Always quick with a joke or a sarcastic barb, the Maple Leaf often disarms his opponents by bringing levity to tense situations. Don't let the funny man routine fool you though, because when angered this Guardian can be particularly brutal, and this is no laughing matter.

 

[IPostedWhat]

A fact made more obvious when he "grows" infinitely larger as the need arises. His body is composed entirely of wood; essentially he is a living breathing maple tree. Large roots that shoot from his feet enable him to secure himself to any surface by penetrating and forming a foothold. His branches can stretch from his forearms allowing him to snatch up the enemy or grasp innocent victims in harm’s way. He fires sticky "sap" bombs from his fingertips that trap his opponents like an insect in amber.

Is this a pron or what?

 

[IPostedWhat]

The Maple Leaf, or “Trunk” as the rest of the Guardians know him, is one of the funniest of the Guardians. Always quick with a joke or a sarcastic barb, the Maple Leaf often disarms his opponents by bringing levity to tense situations.

I guess that makes sense. I know I'm always laughing when the Sabres play the Leafs.

 

[SLY]

Is this a pron or what?

lol... this is getting more and more worse. But honestly, its no laughing matter

 

[IPostedWhat]

The Maple Leaf is the largest of all the Guardians.

At 6-3, and 192lbs, he's referred to as a "Monster" by Toronto.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

At 6-3, and 192lbs, he's referred to as a "Monster" by Toronto.

He's a monster because 6-3 and 192 lbs refers only to his "lumberjack".

 

[trev0914]

his main power is talking to plants and being funny? if all the villains were major potheads, he would be particularly effective..

 

[Darkstone42]

lol... this is getting more and more worse. But honestly, its no laughing matter

At least it's not as bad as your grammar.

=)