Super Hero...Super Lame

[Eddie_Shack]

Did the Wings sign Kotex yet? He seems like he'll be great on defense - just absorb people!

I don't think he'll fit in very well, he spends too much time in the box...

 

[IPostedWhat]

I don't think he'll fit in very well, he spends too much time in the box...

I hear the guy is barely holding on by a string?

 

[Wingingit]

I hear the guy is barely holding on by a string?

But nothing a Pamprin won't fix.

 

[elocomotive]

A great military mind, the Blue Jacket lives to fight and he has the power of mediumship to communicate with the Union Civil War Generals that he idolizes. In battle, he relies on his heart and intelligence and not on modern technology. The Blue Jacket is entirely cased in a metal suit of armor that houses a devastating array of weaponry.

For weaponry, he has an armada of 1857 Napoleon Cannons strapped all over his body. The cannons on his wrists, shoulders and thighs fire cannon balls loaded with explosives. At his side hangs the state flag of Ohio made of astral plasma. He has the ability to cocoon his victim with the flag, giving the illusion the victim has disappeared when in reality, the victim is temporarily suspended in time.

This might be the worst one yet. First off, he relies not on modern weaponry, but he has freaking cannons, flamethrowers, and all kinds of stuff everywhere on his body. Second, what is up with this flag/disappearance/time suspension thing. So the person disappears because time stops? Wouldn't they just not move? SO weird.

On the plus side, Jacket fans - it's NOT a giant penis.

 

[Comeds]

After this they are announcing team guardian arch enemies then they are announcing team guardian sidekicks then they are announcing team guardian secret identities and occupations!

Its going to be a good 18 months!

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[IPostedWhat]

With all that firepower, and the fact he is aiming everywhere, I think he is blind?

The red eyes mean circuit blindness in robots, it's science fact.

 

[Automattic]

I don't think he'll fit in very well, he spends too much time in the box...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Why is Voltron the hero of Columbus?

 

[IPostedWhat]

Second, what is up with this flag/disappearance/time suspension thing. So the person disappears because time stops? Wouldn't they just not move? SO weird.

Because it's made of astral plasma duh!

 

[IPostedWhat]

The Flame is deeply affected by the people of Calgary - he has a strong sense of pride in his city and he takes his position as a representative of Calgary very seriously. As a result of Calgary being a young city, and one of the most ethnically and culturally diverse cities in Canada, the Flame has a personality that is multifaceted. One of the Flame's favorite hobbies is snow skiing, which is ironic considering he's comprised primarily of fire. He has a true passion for hockey, which leads him to be an ambassador for the sport.

The Flame is completely resistant to heat and possesses the ability of pyrokinesis. He has the ability to generate heat and flame in his bare hands and can launch fireballs at his enemies. He can also focus flaming lasers from his eyes to melt a specific object or blow a hole through a steel door, concrete wall or bulletproof glass. He possesses wings made entirely of flames that enable him to scorch his way through the sky.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I wonder if he has to gently massage the fire balls with his fingers before shooting them?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Dash would no doubt ask whether this guy can light a fire under his team's ass.

 

[davnlaguna]

Hey this is the first one that likes hockey.
Also the flaming stampede: I haven't seen one of those since Cher gave a free concert in Golden Gate Park.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Also the flaming stampede: I haven't seen one of those since Cher gave a free concert in Golden Gate Park.

Did you at least enjoy the concert?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I've lost count...who's had more farewell tours? Cher or Favre?

 

[trev0914]

question: ive seen IPW and a couple other ppl on here upload pictures that i assume they did on photoshop, i got the photoshop part down but how do you get them to post in the thread?

 

[IPostedWhat]

Like Texas itself, The Star's personality is BIG. Everything about him oozes with confidence. He's the horse everybody came to see and he relishes the opportunity to prove his greatness. You could say there is another side to him but there just isn't. His confidence is so severe that it could almost be considered a superpower all by itself. When engaging his enemies, the Star lets them know who is boss immediately with his catch phrase "There's a new Sheriff in town."

The Star is almost totally made up of Hydrogen and Helium gasses and like an actual star, he generates an incredible amount of energy through nuclear fusion. He can harness this energy in a variety of ways but his main offensive weapon is something he refers to as a solar flare.

 

[IPostedWhat]

He's the horse everybody came to see

FUCK THE STAR!!!!

 

[IPostedWhat]

with his catch phrase "There's a new Sheriff in town."