Super Hero...Super Lame

[SLY]

I just realized the Senator has no superpower, except to live real old...

 

[mattola]

I just realized the Senator has no superpower, except to live real old...

sounds like half their roster.




BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

So which teams have yet to receive their "guardian"?

 

[SLY]

So which teams have yet to receive their "guardian"?

Quebec Nordiques

 

[mattola]

Quebec Nordiques

Winnipeg Coyotes..... er Jets...

 

[SLY]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaH! GAY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

The Ranger is the vigilant protector of Manhattan. He never sleeps, and therefore is a regular in Manhattan's late night scene, although you're much more likely to find him in a neighborhood joint than at a trendy nightclub. His personality is as big as the city he protects, but like most New Yorkers there is humility to his bravado. There's a multi-cultural feel to him that's directly related to the many different nationalities that inhabit the world's most populated island.

As New York City is the nation's largest melting pot, the Ranger is one of the most diverse Guardians in his interests. He loves meeting people from other parts of the world and loves spending time in other iconic cities across the globe, but it's never long before "the city that never sleeps" calls him back home.

 

[SLY]

They stopped handing out powers... Good job Stan Lee, dumbass.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

About time they introduced an S&M loving sex freak into the mix.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

...but like most New Yorkers there is humility to his bravado.

Bullshit.

 

[SLY]

License plate is "IMARNGR" could these get any gayer?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

The Blackhawk is a fiercely competitive guardian, at least when it comes to who gets the last Polish sausage. He has a deep and spiritual bond with Mike Ditka, who he considers to be the father of modern sports. He is always the first into a fight, assuming that fight has already been won. During tough times though, he finds it's better to hole up in a safe hiding spot and watch a Bulls, Cubs, or Bears game. Right now he's a little too busy writing angry blogs about Jay Cutler and how he's a pussy who should be run out of town, but if the Hawks are still playing in May he might break out the ol' Taves jersey and charge into battle.

Not sure why it says my message is too short...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

LMAO!

 

[elocomotive]

"We are teasing this in a way that has no frame," said Baratta. "The truth is that I fully expect that when people understand the depth and the passion that we have to stay true to hockey while at the same time staying true to Stan Lee's fanboys, they're going to be blown away by the thought process that goes into this."....

I am still waiting to understand the depth that went into this or the way it stays true to hockey. Kinda just seemed like a bunch of characters with the city's team logo on them.

 

[trev0914]

it was a fail...

 

[Automattic]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaH! GAY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Good with machines......Just doesn't know how to put wheels on a motorcycle properly.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Good with machines......Just doesn't know how to put wheels on a motorcycle properly.

I assumed he was riding a mechanical bull... how long do you think until his tits fall out of his shirt?

 

[Automattic]

I assumed he was riding a mechanical bull... how long do you think until his tits fall out of his shirt?

A few seconds before Stallone's did...

 

[Automattic]

...oh shit, it was Travolta, wasn't it...

 

[sportfan09]

Good with machines......Just doesn't know how to put wheels on a motorcycle properly.

looks like a queer on a mopad

 

[sportfan09]

that shit was so gay last night,they should of bagged that stan lee shit