Nice bit of hammering AZ with a combination of singles, a walk & a wild pitch = 3 run 10th! Uh-oh! Axford is on for bottomi 10th - is he gonna make this one closer now?
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other
than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that
they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.